If There is a God, Why Did He Make Sarah Palin?


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  1. If there is a god, She made the Tundra Turd(tm) as a joke. The joke didn’t turn out so well… it almost became a calamity of monstrous proportions.

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  2. Rather than make a tediously long list (and yes, it is long) let’s just say that in every production run, there’s always going to be at least one defect.

    Thus, I give you Sarah Palin.

    Having said that, I would like to add that it’s quite unusual for so many to show up in the same family.

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  3. Science. Same reason he made every hater online. Science. Haters on the net who post things like this are pointless amoebas who will never admit they are the biggest bullies of all

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    1. Ah, bur Sarah doesn’t believe in science, only the God of money and power. And sorry, but Sarah and her family are the bullies. Would it be OK with you to just leave them to run roughshod over others, and never call them out for it? How about when she lies about the President, and lies about her ‘accomplishments?’ What if she had not shown her true colors back in 2008 when her rallies were screaming ‘Kill HIM!” about her opponent? What if she and her classy clan had somehow won and moved to DC? Exactly what do you think would have happened then? Do you think Bristol might have married Levi if Mommy could have arranged a WH wedding? Would they still be married? Would Sarah have been happy with no PAC, a real job, and a measly $200,000 a year in salary? Would she have been satisfied to stay in the background and act like a lady? Think about this hard, and then think about what she has said and done since 2008. Then tell us who is the hater and who is pointless.

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    2. But you don’t believe in science if you are a Palin lover, because you are a evangelical, bible-is-always-right Christian.

      Fundie Christians by definition can’t accept that evolution is true and observable in many current species.

      Noah could not possibly take two of EVERY animal on earth, because he couldn’t fit them in a boat that size

      The earth is billions of years old.

      Hate has nothing to do with science by the way. Science, the scientific method, research, facts, critical thinking, and rational examination of the facts have nothing in common with emotions, or f aith based fairy tales in your bible

      The 66 books of the bible contain many errors, contradictions, and outright myths. It has doctrine that any rational human ought to reject out of hand, like

      Murder of children, rape, and pillage are divinely inspired Judges 21:10-24

      Death penalty for cursing parents Leviticus 20:9

      Supporting and condoning slavery: Ephesians 6:5

      Relegating women and girls to 3rd class status Corinthians.14:34-35

      Now go get your shine box

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    3. leelei? A new fake name for the Panties Sniffing Troll who worships the Drunken, Brawling, Dysfunctional Unemployed Palins? What happened to just no, justtine, julezz, jessie, no comprends, twatwaffle, illegitimate baby makers, brawling drunks, queenie, quartz, Track is a drug addict, CHRONIC LIAR, or Pimp Daddy Todd?

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  4. SHE made Sarah to demonstrate the notion that you can gift wrap a box of crap. But no matter how good the outside looks, it’s still full of crap.

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  5. The devil knew he would need a day off once in a while so he asked God to crank out a few earthly specimens to sub for him on those days. I think the devil just didn’t realize one of his subs would try to take over and steal his job.

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  6. Please note #5……

    1. If God exists, then God is omnipotent, omniscient, and morally perfect.
    2. If God is omnipotent, then God has the power to eliminate all evil.
    3. If God is omniscient, then God knows when evil exists.
    4. If God is morally perfect, then God has the desire to eliminate all evil.
    5. Evil exists.
    6. If evil exists and God exists, then either God doesn’t have the power to eliminate all evil, or doesn’t know when evil exists, or doesn’t have the desire to eliminate all evil.
    7. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

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  7. Found this over at IM — too good not to share:

    1. If God exists, then God is omnipotent, omniscient, and morally perfect.
    2. If God is omnipotent, then God has the power to eliminate all evil.
    3. If God is omniscient, then God knows when evil exists.
    4. If God is morally perfect, then God has the desire to eliminate all evil.
    5. Evil exists.
    6. If evil exists and God exists, then either God doesn’t have the power to eliminate all evil, or doesn’t know when evil exists, or doesn’t have the desire to eliminate all evil.
    7. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

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