Police Reports from the Palin Family Brawl are Available


The investigation is officially closed, so the records are now available! Read for yourself:

palin family brawl police reports

UPDATE: as of 12:56

The Anchorage Police Department has taken the position they will not voluntarily release photos from the Palin family brawl. Officer Couturier is the person I spoke with and he informed me that just as the police wouldn’t release reports with names of people in them, photos would also not be released. The funny thing is that the above report is full of names.

As the records disclose Bristol is reported to have been intoxicated and asked “Who the fuck are you”.  She reportedly hit a man at the party several times.  What a proud mama grizzley Sarah must be!  We can understand, reading this report why Sarah said:  “It just makes my heart soar.”

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  2. There are the families that can drink and party together and never fight. We were like that. We got together every weekend. I have 12 brothers and sisters..who needs friends right? We used to have so much fun. But we never ever fought. And we would get pretty drunk. We would get funny drunk though. That much I can say for my familia. But we sould all eat before we left so we would be straight by the time we left. Oh..did I say familia? You mean one of those brown families is better than that Alaskan white trash???? Get outta here! YUP WE ARE!! Way better than that two bit low class family. There are 71 of us in total. With our children and grandchildren and great grandchildren. And not one of them have ever done anything so hardcore thuggish unladylike like good ol abstinance screwing Bristol and her coke drum mamma. We are a way more civilized family then the palins ever will be. They are thugs losers liars alcoholics drug addicts low lifes and McCain and GOP still put her on a fake pedestal of family values. They do not even know what the word VALUES means. LET ALONE FAMILY. They will never ever have the class we have and appreciation for education, decency and just plain good people. NEVER!

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  3. There are an awful lot of “unidentified” people in those interviews. Do random strangers really show up at that many parties?

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    1. Well, in one of the reports, someone said that they had invited ‘friends and friends of friends’…
      Also, too, what struck me was that evidently the Palins were NOT invited. They CRASHED THE PARTY.
      Bristol seems to be the worst of them all. Wonder, if this might help Levi…

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  4. It seems that most of the witnesses agreed that Bristol attacked Klingenmeyer. Willow Palin comes off as a Liar and an instigator just like she lured the so-called ‘stalkers’ into getting arrested. Todd and Track were fighting each other at some point? The Palin Family Brawlers are toast.How will the Pimp’s wife spin this, BWAHAHAHAHA.

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  5. Great job Malia! Wow! Thank You!! These should be spread far and wide…have you sent them to any news sites yet?

    I only browsed the doc and saw lots of damning info. about Track and Bristol, but not about Tripp being there…did I miss that? Thanks again!

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  6. Thanks Malia for posting this, wow, all of the witnesses have the same story and it looks like the Palins are the bullies that we all knew they were! Too funny! Not a family that can hold their booze very well, that’s for certain.

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  8. OMG! Who knew that Matt McKenna would make a statement that Bristol Palin was out of control? And what about Officer Daily’s narrative? Excuse me while I finish reading the reports…

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  10. Hey Malia, why don’t you forward this to the Wonkette tip line as they’ve been covering the brawl and would just LOVE to see the report (I was going to send it to them but really it should come from you since you were the first to publish it on your blog, and thanks again!)

    tips@wonkette.com

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      1. Guest, you win the day for the suggestion. Wait until Doktor Zoom gets a hold of this. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        Go Malia!!

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      2. Rebecca is having a field day with this, thanks for sending it! You scooped all of the blogs on this info so thanks for staying on top of it and sharing with the world 🙂

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  11. At least 5 police officers. Everyone other than the Palins tell pretty much the same story. The Palins, not so much. Bristol, you better count your lucky stars that Korey doesn’t charge your ass. Though a few hard core months behind bars would probably do your ass some good.

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      1. No, the comment said for Korey to get his balls out of “Bristol’s $1100 purse”.

        I believe they were remarking on the absurdity of Bristol having such an expensive purse. Nothing at all was said about Bristol giving him money.

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  13. On page 16, Willow says Bristol’s on the ground with several men on top of her, insinuating they were attacking her when everyone else says the men were trying to RESTRAIN her!

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  17. “We can understand, reading this report why Sarah said: “It just makes my heart soar.”

    And now Korey can saytbhat Bristol’s punches “just make my heart sore.”

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  18. No wonder they don’t want the bite pix released. Pretty brutal stuff. Pretty compelling evidence, too. Even with a ‘reluctant’ witness (Korey, I’m looking at you) it would be quite easy for even a rookie prosecutor to make the link between the biter and bitee.

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  19. How interesting that the report includes the AGE of each witness police spoke to — with the exception of Willow Palin?? Also, that there’s no mention of Tripp.

    Of all the possible charges that WON’T ever be filed against the Palins: assault, public drunkeness, disturbing the peace, trespassing, underage drinking …

    Sarah’s chief regret? “Wish I’d faked more of my pregnancies!”

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    1. btw, it’s still pretty admirable the restraint they show. So many nasty people online dedicate their daily lives to slandering them, that if they were 75% of the rest of America, this WOULD be a common occurrence.

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      1. False story/Troll go away, you are a Liar just like the Drunken, Brawling Palins. What an example of Family Values for their foolish followers. They should all be in jail.

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      3. Yes, because punching people, throwing them the finger and cussing up a storm is the epitome of restraint. You funny.

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    2. oh True Story (not), you’re just so precious! Sticking up for the drunk brawler hillbilly family. So presidential of Tundra Turd, don’t you think? Can’t you just see all of this happening at the White House with the inbred clan? One incident my ass! Did you actually throw up after you wrote that? You did, didn’t you?

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  21. It sounds like one person got too “happy” and took things out of context, starting a fight. And because the family is close, they feel they have to help. But all in all, it’s not like this is a typical occurrence. People are allowed to celebrate special occasions and no one cares about alcohol use.

    I believe that because it hit the media, THAT is enough to make it the first AND last time.

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    2. Track told police that they were already partying in Wasilla and then all hauled ass into a stretch limo to attend a party in Anchorage, one that they weren’t even really invited to, and arrived, drunk, belligerent and looking for a fight. Witnesses stated that Track was trying to fight Todd before he even lit into other people. What? So drunk you’re gonna punch your dad?

      Who cares if they “stuck up for each other” the facts are evident from all of the witnesses that the drunk Palin Klan showed up itching for a fight. So drunk was Track that he said in his statement that he thought they were in Eagle River, which is a full 30 miles north of where he actually was. You can’t sugar coat this shit, much as you try to, just like Sarah wishing Todd a happy birthday on Facebook because “she couldn’t be there” when she actually was there and just trying to preemptively distance herself from her family’s out of control behavior.

      You can give trash money but poor genetics and even poorer parenting always win.

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    4. No petunia, I’ve never witnessed something like that nor has anyone I know. Even the folks in ruff & tuff AK were taken aback by the palin’s behavior.

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    6. If stories hitting the media had any impact on the Palin family’s behavior, it would have stopped before she even ran for V.P. Track was involved in an incident where school buses were vandalized and the entire MatSu school district had to close for the day. Then there was Willow and 20 of her “close friends” who vandalized a house that belonged to the Murdocks’, the girls involved with the incident were released to their parents w/o being charged, the boys were charged with the damages and had to pay for them. This is before Palin was making big bucks or she would have bought their way out of that one, too. How about the family’s decision to go after Heather’s husband from whom she was separated at the time, I’m sure you remember Trooper Wooten? This happened before Sarah was elected Governor and the Judge on the case said she’d never seen such a travesty. The supervisor from the State Trooper’s office testified that ALL 20 incident reports filed against Wooten came directly from the Palin family or in the case of 2 of the 20, from very close family friends. The judge admonished Sarah and said that if they continued this abuse, she would award full custody to Trooper Wooten. All of the incident reports were dismissed as being w/o justification. That Palin family is REALLY close in a way that is disgusting. They back up each other no matter how wrong they may be but Sarah and Todd are known as the worst. As one of their high school friends put it, the rest of us may have moved on from high school games but Sarah and Todd haven’t. They never forget a thing. If she thinks she’s been defamed in any manner, she won’t give up until she ruins the people involved. Her vindictive manner was in effect throughout the campaign and still is today. She hates Barack Obama, not just because of his policies, but because he and Joe Biden beat her and John McCain. She thinks she’d be President today if it wasn’t for him. Forget the fact that she’s her own worst enemy and supremely unqualified, it’s always someone else’s fault when things don’t go the way Sarah desires. I’m sure Todd sleeps with one eye open after they have an argument.

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  22. FYI – Contrary to what some posters have posited here, Mr. Klingenmeyer COULD have elected to press charges at the time of the incident. And contrary to what those same posters have also stated, the muni prosecutors’ office could also elect to press charges even without a victim’s cooperation. Automatic charges occur in the instance of domestic violence between partners.

    As one of my connected colleagues put it, “If you or I had pummeled someone like the Palins did, we’d be wearing orange looking to lawyer up.”

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    1. Remember, Korey K. WANTED to press charges, but one of the officers ‘took him aside and interviewed him’… Consequently he ‘changed his mind and decided not to press charges’
      Talking about police intimidation…

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  24. Maybe a FOIA request needs to be filed to get the pics? Obviously the ‘officer’ you spoke with is a stone cold liar, just like the palin
    Klan. Plenty of names in that report.

    Report seems to be disjointed, and sloppy. THIS took a month?

    So much for APD or any law enforcement in AK.

    Whether or not any of the REAL victims press charges, the city should do it’s job and charge the Klan.

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  26. It makes sense that the only thing that hurts Bristol is being called a slut, since she isn’t one in reality. But liberals often use that for their own sick fun.

    I feel for her.

    I also pity the people who blow ONE thing up to be huge when it is one single event.

    No ones judging people for drinking. We all do it in celebratory fashion.

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    1. Lovey,
      No, it isn’t the fact that Bristol was drinking, it was the fact that she was drunk, using foul language, and hitting someone…all with Tripp there to watch and learn from her. What a great parent to set an example for your young son.

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      2. Lovey,
        I’m not adding ANYTHING! I posted the police records and let everyone read them as easily as I could.

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      3. Tripp wasnt present. And you’re one to talk. You approve the vilest of comments, using language a profighter wouldn’t use.

        Liberals have zero cause in painting this as a common thing.

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      5. No Hillary,
        If you were referring to my post of the police report that indicated Bristol was “out of control” “heavily intoxicated” and used the “f” word, then you are right there was a “nasty-mouthed” comment, but it was Bristol’s, not mine.

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    3. Lovey, you seem to find nothing wrong with Bristol’s outrageous behaviour. I guess this is something you, yourself, would do at someone’s party Would you also bring your young son to witness the event? You Palin apologists are pathetic.

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      1. well then why doesn’t someone come on up and hit Barstool 6 times and walk away with not a charge in sight…then we will talk…lol…

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    4. Uh no, Dope On A Rope, we don’t all do it. Only trashy hillbillies do it. And yeah, Bitchy is a slut. What a sad, sick, no class bunch of inbred Wasillabillies. Disgusting.

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  27. This obviously isn’t a common thing. Why? Because, for starters, this past May, a bunch of the crew and the Palins (all of them) were at alyeska hanging out at some racing thing. Actually, Sarah’s posted a picture of herself, the 3 girls, and McKennas daughter sitting in Bristol’s lap.

    Let’s NOT create the impression that this is a common occurrence.

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    1. So what if it happened only once and wasn’t a “common thing”? It was a drunken brawl! I don’t know a single person (and I’m 67 years old) who’s been in a drunken brawl. Bless your little heart- most families don’t participate in even ONE drunken brawl, unless it’s a trashy family of thugs.

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      1. lazrgrl,
        My family has done a lot together, and we haven’t participated in one fight together either.

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    2. I don’t know of anybody, family or friends, who have participated in a drunken brawl. Gee, Dope On A Rope, maybe you need to raise the bar on picking people with you hang out. You are just as trashy and backwards as the Wasillabillies.

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    3. Lovey-dovey: you can bring up all the ‘happy family’ incidences you want. The fact remains: as per the APD report, Bristol was DRUNK AND BELLIGERENT, as were her sister and her brother. The whole world knows about this now.
      I have seen quite a few moons come and go in my life, and I have been with people who drank a bit too much. But I have NEVER been with someone who got belligerent and tried to knock out the host of a party.

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    4. BWAHAHAHAHA, Lovey/NoHillary and several other FAKE NAMES Troll Why do you stalk the Palins’ facebook pages for your comments here? Obviously you DON’T KNOW any of the Palins, and you have NEVER met any of them. You are an ASSKLOWN looking for attention and you receive nothing but Negative comments. You must be a masochist.

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  28. Malia –

    You may already know this – but on every site that is carrying this story – there are links to your site. Good work – as always.

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      1. I reread the part of the report where Sarah was in the limo. The report does not specifically say that she was reading newspapers, so it appears according to this police report that Sarah Palin was caught not reading newspapers.

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  30. Well done on getting the police report Malia. I have a post on it also too. I had only seen the TMZ report at first…

    I bet there are good times in Wassilly. at the moment. 🙂

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  31. Well done Malia. Thanks for your hard work. Sad that one of your ‘posters’ feels like drinking to excess at a celebration is a common occurrence. I think it shows a considerable lack of respect both for themselves and for those around them.

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  32. Liberals bully this family DAILY. YOURE the ones who slutshame a girl who isn’t a slut. YOU falsely claim they don’t work. YOU assign false paternity claims.

    YOUre the ones who don’t know their friends or the people who KNOW them, yet assume false things.

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    1. As long-time readers know, troll comments like yours are a good indication of a post’s accuracy — also how much it’s angered/scared the Grisly Mama.

      THANK YOU for helping to expose Sarah Palin as a hypocritical, low-life grifter!

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      1. You’re so right, Polly Tickleparty! You know Malia’s hit the bullseye when the trolls come out in full force to try to rewrite history! Way to go, Malia.

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      2. Laughs at Trolls,
        The funny thing is the way I reported on this story was not to report on it. I simply published the records and the records speak for themselves.

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    2. Bristol’s account is the only account that states she was called a “slut” and/or “cunt”, then Bristol said that she didn’t remember details of her dust up with Klingenmeyer. No one else heard anyone called names. The mere fact that she didn’t remember any other details of her fight should discount her memory of being called names. Face it she was wasted and belligerent and doesn’t even remember it. Why would she remember being called names?

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      2. I assume Klingenmeyer will publicly deny Bristol’s accusations. Or he, a 40+ year old man, dragged a 23 year old woman by her legs around his backyard in front of a number of witnesses. uh huh, yea right bristles that happened…

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  33. It is written: “Todd interjected that when Steve got knocked down everything escalated and it was a situation they couldn’t walk away from.” In other words, the Paylins were patriotic law abiding freedom lovers, exercising their “stand your ground” rights.

    There’s a buck to be made here. How about a re-match? A media-hyped reunion of bare knuckled brawlers, but this time in a locked down abandoned warehouse. Mandatory drugs and alcohol, players trash talking about each others’ mamas, pushing and shoving, and let the games begin.

    The Paylins obviously have superior MMA skills. What if they beat down everyone else into bloody unconsciousness? Will they turn on themselves? O Jesus, please make it so. Betting line’s on Brizdul as last man standing.

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  34. Malia, congratulations on getting the Anchorage PD to act like a police department. It couldn’t have been easy.

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    1. aussiebluesky,
      It is amazing to me the difference in the way different people act within the department. I was very polite in speaking with everyone I spoke with, but their reaction to me was quite different.

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      1. Wherever Shailey Tripp is, I hope that she is rejoicing in this partial expose’ of the brutal Palin mafia and the corrupt APD. Those poor Alaska cops may be reduced to getting their “massages” within their own department because I’m betting the tension at the APD headquarters is toxic. Their pimp could be AWOL because Todd is going to lay low while Sarah formulates some cock n’ bull shit on Facebook, et al. She just has to refudiate, you know.
        So Shay and Malia and Gryph and SPHASH, great work. Thank you.
        Now, back to regular programming.
        My letter to Larry Flynt,

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    1. the report mentions both girls’ boyfriends in the hummer. My bet is that Steve is one of them. And that when they saw Connor Cleary, Willow’s “ex”, that’s when the proverbial shit hit the fan. Track’s not going to rat on his sister’s boyfriend.

      What a bunch of low life thugs. If this was a black family, they’d have all been lucky to get out alive. But it’s the Palin clan. I’m shocked they even let through any reports of Bristol being the one that was assaultive and drunk.

      This business about not putting Willow’s DOB on the forms is pure Palin. And what parents would allow their underage daughter get stinking drunk with them? What daughter would think that was ok? I’ll say it- This isn’t the first time this has happened. Nor the last. I can’t wait to see how Mrs. Palin twists this. She already tried to with her quotes about her “family defending each other” crap. She knew what the police report was going to say and it appears that the entire family has been coached as to how to respond to any altercations. Even Willow bloviated about “Why are you letting those people leave!!???” Mrs. Palin has taught them all to be victims. Gee, I wonder where in her wonderfully happy childhood that comes from? I bet Chuck Sr. could answer that.

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  38. If I were from Alaska I’d ask its citizens that we must all sign a petition demanding that the Palins must be held accountable for their rowdy behavior on September 6th and have them arrested for using their power to obstruct the course of justice and terrorize witnesses.

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    1. Constance,
      It seems that the truth is starting to come out that they are, and have for a long time, tried to intimidate people. It seems people are starting to say “NO MORE”

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  39. Thanks Malia for giving us the information. I was at IM too and he did a hats off to you for your coverage of this story. Will the Palins ever be held fully accountable for anything? Oh my, I hope so.

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  40. Thank you Malia! Job well done. You always know when you have a touched a nerve….out come the trolls. May the flood gates now be open and those in the know will come forward with the truth about Babygate and Pimpgate!

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  41. Malia you are a world-class CHAMP. Thank you for everything you’ve done. we all owe you a great debt of gratitude.

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    1. carolyn,
      I’m not ready for any celebrations. I’ll wait till I get the records from the Secret Service that they should have produced two years ago, and then we’ll celebrate!

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  42. Great job Malia !! Be prepared for the trolls working over time on this one.

    I haven’t read the whole report however two things that I have read stand out.
    Track that is so drunk he doesn’t even know where he is stated some guys were talking rudely to his sisters making them cry- Boo Hoo. So he goes to beat them up.

    Next interesting item is Bristol is drunk,when confronted by the homeowner asks, who the f**k are you. He tells her he is the homeowner and she continues, you don’t own the place and I am going to kick your ass.
    Whoa, little miss entitlement.

    It has been said that your true nature comes out when you are drunk. Both Track and Bristol think they are entitled and are very angry, nasty people.

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    1. jwMI,
      And that’s why I didn’t need to comment on the police report as it speaks for itself. Media sources around the country can report on the records without suggesting that my reporting was in any way biased.

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  47. Great job my friend. 🙂 You join the ranks of Katie Couric & Tina Fey in their efforts to expose this horrid, ignorant woman. You have served your country well.

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  48. Truly a Biblical event, Proverbs 16:18. Pride goeth before destruction and an haughty spirit before a fall. The Palins have never bee short on pride or ego. This is just the beginning of the falls. The release of this police report shows how little power the Palins have left. Ironic that the haughty one, Bristol, did end up getting knocked down.

    For those who were keeping score, the ringside judges scored it 8-3 for the Other Guys. The referee scored it 8-2-1(Willow’s report has no age listed.) for the Other Guys. This is the first defeat for the Palins.

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  49. This just hit me as I was rereading the reports, Sarah is missing, purged from the report or hiding in the background? Earlier eyewitness reports had her involved in the scrum. The police report has her in the usual place, hiding in the background. The barracuda – pit bull was hiding in the limo defending no one. Seems more like the response of a mouse of chipmunk.

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    2. Just as she threw bristle under the bus by parading her 17 unwed & with child across the national stage to preserve her reputation in 08 she does it again now. The thing is Sarah, you can make bristle take the fall once again but we all know you’re the one who raised her…The whole country now knows just what a horrible, self-absorbed parent you are. Most families have a “bad one” but it appears out of your 3 grown kids 3 have turned out badly…

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      1. or perhaps even parading her around at 16 faking a pregnancy because her children had already been born.

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  50. Folks…folks…remember this ‘tactic’ right from the Bush Book…just because it happened doesn’t mean it happened…eyebrows raised…lol…headshake!
    I find it interesting that Alaska Law has a ‘habit’ of leaving out the ‘evidence’ that would make a criminal case…and that is a tactic used by most of the courts in Alaska…especially Palmer…and putting Dave Parker in charge of the hiring of judges to keep a ‘fox out of the hen house’ due to Palin monitoring the person that made her resign…now I am beginning to understand why ‘you know who’ has to go to Geneva soon…After that happens then Palin will really be getting into brawls…their cash cow will dry up! and if Barstool wants to be drug around in the grass in public? OK…

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  51. thank you for providing the entire report so that we could “read for ourselves”.

    I don’t know if you caught Morning Joe today. i just happened to tune in to the 6:00 hour. Mika was reporting on the released police report in a quite sanitized way. Towards the end of that segment, i heard that the Momma Grizzly was found just sitting in the limo while the rest of her spawn were involved in the altercation. No mention of the profanity used by the saintly Palin clan. All in all a pretty white-washed version of what was in the report, and mostly from the unsupported Palin side of the story.

    I’ve tried to get the video at the MSNBC website, but didn’t see it. i did find a written article at: http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/sarah-palin-family-bloody-drunken-shirtless-thrilla-wasilla
    hope it works for all.

    If anyone bothered to read the report in its entirety, no way would you conclude that SP just sitting there minding her own business; that a group
    of female party-goers attacked Bristol; Willow was pushed buy an older female. But this is the version that is out there now in major news outlets. nothing really happened so just move along.

    I guess i shouldn’t be surprised, but i am.

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  52. Malia, thank you for your diligence in getting this Police Report out to the world! I have one question regarding Ms Palin: she was listed as a Witness, though no statements (if any were taken) are attributed to her. Are there any lingering legal implications of her being listed as a Witness? for instance, would a subpoena at some point in the future have more ‘strength’?

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    1. Aurora,
      She could be subpoenaed whether listed as a witness or not. Unfortunately, I don’t think that there will ever be any court proceeding about this as people are too afraid of the Palins.

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  53. nothing will happen to them..they are free and clear..they could kill and it would be okay…
    Oh yeahh..they did do that …and got away with that too–remember the house burning..the librarian the nurse…. See? They can do no harm. I worry not about them. One day they will all be sitting in or outside of their tru to life trailer park. Because if everyone else is getting busted for spending campaign money then its just a matter of time before sarah sits in the cell next to the other idiot michelle psychotic out of her stupid mind bachman. KARMA I love you.

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