Sarah Palin Has “No Worries”

Sarah Palin isn’t a politician because she quit. She is worth millions of dollars, so she will have financial security for the rest of her life. She hasn’t declared that she is running for President, and she doesn’t have to. She doesn’t have to worry about missing her plane because her plane can’t leave without her. She doesn’t have to worry if her underwear is dirty, because somebody else will wash them. The Anchorage Police and the Alaska Attorney General are at her beck and call. Maybe that is why she says “nothing worries me at this point.”  It must be the rest of us who are worried.

If Sarah was a dedicated mother she might be worried that:1) Trig didn’t get enough attention, 2) Piper had missed so much school that she’d never make it up, 3) that Willow was done with her education as she dropped out of school and nobody was at home to ‘home school” her, 4) that naked pictures of Bristol were circulating, and 5)that Track was now married, with a child, and had no job and no college degree. If she was concerned with the future of the country, she might worry that 1)we are in the midst of the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression of the 1930’s, 2) unemployment is at the highest level in decades,  3) Soldiers are dying in Afganistan  4) the National weather service put 18 states on a “heat warning” and people are dying because of the heat, 5) the educational standards in the United States are at an all time low, and there is no end in sight, and 6) the United States is not energy independent.

While the other Presidential candidates are worrying about their campaigns, Sarah Palin is worrying about which hairdo to choose in her new reality show Big Hair.

It is precisely because the priorities of the Empress are not those of America, that she should never hold any position of leadership or authority. When Bobby McFerrin sang his song “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” he probably inended to reach people taking advantage of the medicinal benefits of cannabis, but NOT a potential Presidential contender.