Some of these are really old, but many I had never seen. Hope you enjoy them!
Everything is relative. If you are a lunatic, the best way to convince someone that you are not a lunatic, is to point out someone crazier than yourself. Some suspected that Sarah Palin’s promotion of Rick Perry, Christine O’Donnell, Ted Nugent, and the Duck Dynasty boys was an attempt to find people with whom to compare herself, that might have the effect of making Palin look a little more “normal.” Palin’s recent Facebook post brings attention to the Texas Congressman Louis Gohmert, who Palin promotes as “starting a new organization to support and recruit bold and new grassroots conservatives to run for Congress.” She concludes by saying that “We need more fighters for America like Louie in D.C.” If we were to elect more people like to Gohmert, we would have to move to Canada. n “accomplished idiot.” These are not my words; but of someone who has documented the craziness of Gohmert.
“Quite simply, Louis Gohmert is a Louie Gohmert is a Republican Representative from Texas (first elected in 2004) and an accomplished idiot. He continues Texas’ long, well-deserved reputation of electing eminently stupid people to federal office. He survives by hewing as far right as he can go in an already right-wing state, including jumping on the birther train in 2009 and the Tea Party movement in 2010. Despite getting elected year after year, as a representative, nothing he says accomplishes anything beyond wasting time, his proposed bills go nowhere, and his role on every House committee is to be a big dumb waste of space.
However, he’s tolerated by the Tea Party movement because he’s a reliable supporter of whatever their political position du jour is, including opposing Obamacare, taxes, gun control, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, and the American Jobs Act stimulus bill.
What makes Gohmert remarkable isn’t his run-of-the-mill Tea Party positions, but rather, that he defends them with incredibly stupid reasons. Jesus hates taxes! Gun control will lead to bestiality! The American Jobs Act is an attack on marriage! Obama talking to BP about the 2010 oil spill is just like Hitler! Foreign aid to China will lead them to sell us food with cats and dogs in it! Oil pipelines are good for wildlife! Hate crimes legislation leads to necrophilia!”
Leave it to Sarah Palin to find and promote someone who is her equal in “commonsense conservativism.”
Given the post today, I wonder if anyone finds anything about this video that applies to Sarah?
Without question, liberals will always disagree with Sarah Palin on every political issue. From the right of a woman to choose to terminate a pregnancy, to the right of a woman to choose who she wants to marry, liberal minded women are predicted to have fundamental, and vehement opposition to the political positions of Sarah Palin. True professional, educated women, would always object to the image of Sarah Palin as a representative of the best in competent qualified women. From her description of Paul Revere’s ride,
to her solution for solving the Gulf Oil Spill which was to build dikes 50 miles from shore, at a depth of 5000 ft.
to her belief that dinosaurs and people co-existed,
it is clear that she is clueless, regardless of the conservative or liberal nature of her political positions.
However it is the attitude of Sarah Palin regarding demanding respect for women by men that is the most amazing indication that something is very wrong with Sarah Palin. Unfortunately it is all to common that women stay in abusive relationships with men. It would take an expert psychologist to diagnose Sarah’s disorder to explain why she is attracted to, or stays in abusive relationships. Yet it doesn’t take an expert to identify that there is something very wrong with a woman who stays in a relationship with a pimp
or respects a pedophile. Sarah is married to a pimp, and has indicated that anybody good enough for Ted Nugent, the admitted pedophile,
is good enough for Sarah.
Sarah, as a representative of women, has gone from bad, to worse. She is not educated and has no interest in improving her intellect. She abused her elected office before she quit. She encourages people to give her money, but she does nothing of value to earn it. Sarah proclaims the importance of cutting spending while increasing deficits for both her state and city, during the short time she served. She has covered up for Todd in his prostitution business, as Sarah knows that Shailey Tripp’s description of Todd’s anatomy is accurate, and would only know of that if Shailey had seen Todd naked. Sarah sets her standards for politicians based on what an admitted pedophile thinks.
Ted Nugent called our President a subhuman “mongrel.” No patriotic American, conservative or liberal, male or female, who has any semblance of patriotism, would disparage our President, who was elected by the majority of Americans, in such a vile and degrading way. Ted Nugent is a vile, disgusting, excuse for an American. He is an admitted predator of underage women. Todd Palin is a vile, disgusting excuse for a husband. It has been revealed that he is a predator of indigent, vulnerable women. Yet Sarah is married to Todd, and uses Ted as the standard against which she judges other people. Her attitudes about Todd and Ted reveal the depth of her illness. She needs help. Anyone who doesn’t recognize the obvious pathology in Sarah Palin also needs help.
Speaking of movie,…hope you enjoy these.
As you read this post, potential investors in the movie “Boys Will Be Boys” are making decisions about the financial viability of this movie. Part of their decision will be based upon the demonstrated interest in the project. Becoming a “Fan” at this site will help investors realize that not only is there wide-spread interest in this movie, but that it is imperative that we bring this outrageous scandal to the attention of the American people. Never again will we permit a pimp to come so close to living in the White House! Please join with me as a “fan” of the movie, Boys Will Be Boys.” If Shailey Tripp’s book is made into a movie, the story of Todd Palin will be impossible to ignore!
The movie producer of Boys Will Be Boys previously announced the name of the main character in the movie, “Shirley Tritt,” who would play the part of Shailey Tripp. While we came up with a long list of great contenders, Stephen has announced his choice of names for Shirley’s pimp, which is even better than the many names we thought up. Remembering that this movie will be set in Louisiana, so a Cajun or French name would be appropriate, Stephen has found the perfect name. The Todd Palin character will be known as “Ted Bonin”. “Bonin” is actually a French name, but if you consult the English Urban dictionary, it is a slang word that means “having sex.”
According to the Urban dictionary, the word “bonin” is related to a variety of words, including sex, f*cking, bone, nasty, and intercourse. Remember the choice of Todd’s last name is quite important as it will be shared with the Ex-Governor.
Thus Governor Bonin will be featured in the movie blowing kisses
Since this movie will be set in Louisiana, perhaps instead of shooting wolves from helicopters, the Governor will shoot Nutria from her speed boat,
invite her friends over for nutria chili, and proudly display the latest in fashion for the Ex-Governor of Louisiana.
The only unanswered question is what the Governor’s first name will be. I’m hoping for, “Shea” but would love to have your input. You were quiet creative in the names you suggested for Todd:
Tawd paylin aka FEDawg
Turd B. Lossom
Litt Leman (little man)
Howard Lee (rhymes with cowardly)
Nikk AhSuy (Y.U. Shakin)
Frankk Raud (or F. Raud, fraud)
Redd Lohesrup (purse holder; used two “Ds” for the “Todd” look)
Pinkey (short for “pink appendage”?
Velvet Jones (this was the name of the pimp on SNL)
Shady Todd Dillinger (STD)
Richard Tutone (Italian, pronounced Tutoni)
Odd Mann (Norwegian, pronounced “ood”)
Seymour Butz (or Butts).
Seymour Dickey, and his wife (or slut daughter) Ophelia Dickey.
“Washrag” could be his pimp street name.
“Hot Toddie” could also be a nickname with no other name ever given. This nickname could have been given to him by a former boyfriend, as he is alleged to have had. It could also have given him because of his general reputation as a player among the gay crowd.
Todd “Hanky” Pankey — just a play on words.
Todd Paramore — another play on words.
And from the 1990 US Census Surname List, in a more serious vein, also too, these:
LEGAL NOTICE: All surnames in the post above are legitimate surnames that can be found on the 1990 US Census Surnames List, even the ones that may appear to be tongue-in-cheek. No names were changed to protect the innocent because so far as I know, there aren’t any.
Gunnar Raks (norwegian )
Shay D. Pimp
Pint Lo Add
Dad in Plot
Dad pint Lo
And I’d Plot
Denny Detrute … Deny for short
Allisaw Imppof (Wasilla, pimp of)
Two Spot Grifter
Two Tone Pimp
Two Tone Pecker
Tipp Polen (last name pronounced with a long o vowel)
The Eskimo (haha)
Theodore Pitre (nickname: Ted or even Tedd) Pitre is apparently a common Cajun surname, if Google is to be believed. It also has the added benefit of meaning “clown” or “buffoon” in French. I don’t speak french, but again, Google is my friend.
Beauregard Puss Peddler
Ted Painlin and Governor Painlin.
Shirelle and Tony Douchet?
Fester Maddux (So it could be Sarah Maddux and her husband Fester)
Governor Sissy Maddux and her husband Fester Maddux
Governor Chastity Maddux and Fester Maddux
Governor Jizzelle Maddux and Fester Maddux.
Rod Falin (Failin)
Tom Galin (Gaylin) ( So the Governor could be Vera, Farrah or Tera Galin)
Fap, Fapp. Fapp Knightly.
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I’d like to pass on your suggestions for the appropriate first name for the Ex-Governor of Louisana. Any names you offer, I’ll pass on. Thanks for your help!
The irony is palpable! The audacious remarks of Sarah Palin about the President of the United States, have reached a new low, even for Sarah Palin.
The quitter said:
“Vladimir Putin is a man known for wrestling bears, while President Barack Obama is known for wearing mom jeans.”
Palin’s disparaging remarks are unforgivable.
First, Palin’s own attire is offensive. For her to act like she has more class than the President of the United States with regard to his choice of clothing proves that she is so foolish that she doesn’t even realize how stupid she is.
She looks more like a prostitute than a diplomat;
and more like a hairdresser than a professional.
Presidents, and even candidates for president, are not (and we don’t want them to be) known for their form fitting, smoking hot jeans.
The American people didn’t elect Obama because of his clothes or fashion sense. However whatever President Obama or Michelle Obama has ever worn, they have never looked so foolish because of the wigs they have worn.
Vladimir Putin is on the brink of war with the Ukraine. Obama is trying to garner international respect for America and our condemnation of Putin and bring pressure on Russia, without starting another war. Palin demonstrates her lack of patriotism and loyalty to our country by portraying Putin as a tough adversary and Obama as a wimp. Even if she truly believes Obama has no integrity or courage, Sarah Palin does our country a disservice to side with Putin, and attack Obama. She isn’t even attacking something Obama has done as Commander in Chief. Instead she chooses to base her baseless attack on clothes worn to a baseball game. This time she has gone too far.
Mark O’Mara was the attorney for George Zimmerman. O’Mara will forever be bound by attorney-client privilege from disclosing the details of anything said to him by Zimmerman. However the attorney-client privilege doesn’t prevent Mr. O’Mara from standing his ground to advocate a change in Florida law. O’Mara has announced he plans to propose a new law limiting the instructions to a jury when self defense is asserted by a defendant. Under the current law, a jury in Florida receives an instruction on the Stand Your Ground law as part of standard jury instruction language on the “justifiable use of force” and is included whenever a case involves self-defense claims. Mark O’Mara said he plans to propose a rule limiting when juries would be instructed on the notorious self-defense law. Because O’Mara did not rely on the Stand Your Ground Law in the Zimmerman case, and a simple self defense argument, was asserted. Under the current Stand-your-ground law there is no “duty to retreat”. Thus even though it was undisputed that the 9-1-1 operator told Zimmerman “we don’t need you to do that” when he was following Martin, the jury was instructed that Zimmerman had no duty to retreat during the confrontation with Martin. O’Mara has seen the implications of this law first hand, and wants it changed. He may never be able to tell us what Zimmerman told him, but he can be sure that future defendants don’t enjoy that same ability to pursue and shoot an innocent teen.
The fundamental unfairness of the Stand Your Ground Law in Florida has come into focus because of another equally offensive result. Marissa Alexander, who was in her home at the time, fired a warning shot during an argument with her abusive husband, as a way to let him know she was serious. She was warning him that if he didn’t back off, she would shoot to kill. Because her children were present, which might be thought to be a reason for intensifying her fear of great bodily harm, Alexander was found guilty of aggravated assault with a firearm, and was sentenced to 20 years in prison. In the Zimmerman case, George was rewarded for killing an unarmed teen, who had not threatened him until approached by Zimmerman, with no warning to Martin before he was shot. In the Alexander case, Marissa is serving a 20-year prison sentence for shooting a man that WAS trying to do harm to herself, and to her children, in their home, and Marissa warned the deceased that if he continued in his threatening behavior she would shoot him. The fundamental unfairness in the application of the law in these two cases is obvious. Even,…and especially…, Mark O’Mara appreciates the unjust result of the application of this law.