The post is from 2012 but one of our readers brought this to my attention. Palin made the official list of loons in the Encyclopedia of Loons!

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Sarah Palin

The Palin family brawl has resulted in a “media frenzy.

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Stories have highlighted the extravagant spening associated with riding in a stretch hummer limo,

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drugs and alcohol, the lack of concern for the safety of Tripp, and the physical assaults committed by Track, Todd, and Bristol.

There has also been a report that in the midst of the brawl, Sarah screamed out “Do you know who I am?” Of course we know who Sarah Palin is.

She is the one who said that Paul Revere was warning the British,

and then claimed she didn’t make a mistake.

She is the one who was charged with ethics violations in the Troopergate matter, found guilty, and then had the gall to pretend that she had not been found to have behaved unethically.

She is the one who was the GOP nominee for Vice President, but thought Africa was a country, rather than a continent.

She is the one who thought that North Korea was our ally.

She is the one who targeted Gabby Giffords,

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and was warned by Giffords that this was dangerous, and would have consequences.

When Giffords was shot, she had the nerve to claim that she, Sarah Palin, was the victim.

She is the one who proclaims opposition to sex education in our schools, other than abstinence, but both of her oldest children have failed to abstain and became parents.

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She is the one who claims to be a “common sense conservative” and yet she is responsible for these expenditures:
$150,000.00 – amount RNC paid for clothes for the Palins.
$5,500,000.00 – amount of federally funded earmarks Wasilla received while Palin was Mayor.
$35,000.00 – amount Palin paid per year for the lobbyist hired by Palin while mayor of Wasilla to obtain earmarks.
$26,000,000.000 – amount of federal tax dollars spent by Palin on the “Road to Nowhere”, a road leading to the edge of a cliff where the bridge was originally intended to be built, but was canceled before construction of the road was started. According to the Alaska Transportation Priorities Project, a group promoting “sensible transportation systems in the state,” the “Road to Nowhere” was an “irresponsible waste.”
$27,000,000.00 – amount of federal earmarks Palin secured with the help of her hired lobbyist for Wasilla’a town of 6,700 residents.
$197,800,000.00 – amount requested in earmarks for Alaska while Palin was Governor; a total of 31 earmarks representing more per person than any other state in the United States.
$233,000,000.00 – amount requested by Palin for the “Bridge to Nowhere”.
$3,000.00 – amount of debt incurred by each resident of Wasilla during the time Palin was mayor.
$50,000.00 – amount of city funds Palin used without authorization to redecorate Mayor’s office in Wasilla, including red wallpaper that made it look “like a bordello” according to Wasilla City Council member.
$1,200,000.00 – amount of debt of Wasilla had when Palin began as mayor.
$24, 800,000.00 – amount of debt of Wasilla had when Palin left as mayor.

She is the one who claimed to be a hunter but didn’t have a hunting license.

She is the one who claims to have a servant’s heart, but advocated doing nothing when Syrian children were gassed.

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She is the one who claims to be pro-life, but would send immigrant children back to their homes where their lives were in danger.

She is the one who makes up words and then compares herself to Shakespeare to justify her lunacy.

She is the one who suggested we solve the Gulf Oil Spill by building dikes.

She is the one who proclaims her expertise in economic challenges facing the country, when she can’t even answer a simple question about the financial crisis facing the country in 2008.

She is the one who mocked the President for using a teleprompter, while writing on her hand to use as a teleprompter.

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She is the one who took thousands of dollars in campaign donations to run for Governor in Alaska, but quit her elected position when she had only served half of her term.

She is the one who claims to be married but never wears her wedding ring, forgets Todd’s birthday, refused to deny Shaily Tripp’s colorful description of Todd’s genitals, but calls herself a feminist,

but refuses to describe herself as a feminist,

and believes that feminism is dead.

She is the Vice-Presidential candidate who lost the 2008 election, but claimed she was undefeated.

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She is the one who claimed to have been in labor with her fifth child, who was known to be at risk, while giving a speech in Texas, and taking two long flights back to Alaska, and while driving an hour back to Wasilla to a hospital that didn’t have a neonatal ICU from Anchorage which had a hospital with a neonatal ICU, and the flight attendants didn’t even know she was pregnant.

Yet the most revealing, outrageous, and offensive part of Palin’s question suggests that she wants to make sure people in Alaska know that she owns the police and government. We have seen her ability to rally the APD to her defense. 

Now Palin has taken it a step further. Not only is it obvious that the Sarah can control the APD, but she is now outspoken and willing to threaten anyone in Alaska who might oppose her because of her ability to control the police and government in Alaska. She has made the transition between being able to control the police and government, to being willing to threaten to use them to her advantage.

It’s like wearing wigs

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and padding,

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expecting people to believe that she was never wearing them, when photographed not wearing them,

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but she still expects people to believe that she is a real person!

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Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.

I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played “Amazing Grace”, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen anything like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently, I’m still lost….it’s a man thing.

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It’s true. It’s not a joke. Sarah Palin, the Ex-Governor, and Ex-Family Brawler, the Undefeated-defeated Vice Presidential candidate is confirmed to be a speaker this Saturday at the Family Values Summit. Tony Perkins, the president of the Family Research Council describes the “honor” it is to have Sarah on the speaker’s platform because she “walks by her convictions.” The motto of this event will be “defending the dream, defining the future.”

The purpose of the summit is to “mobilize citizens across America to preserve the bedrock values…that make our nation strong.”
Sarah was no doubt signed up to appear as a speaker before the Palin family brawl. Much speculation has arisen regarding the topic of Sarah’s presentation as she is scheduled to appear at the morning “plenary session” where there is no topic of discussion listed. The following are possible titles of the presentation to be made by Palin:

1. A Family that Fights Together, Stays Together
2. Strong Women Hit Hard
3. Making sure the Enemy Knows Who They Are Fighting

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4. Transportation of the Family In Luxury

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5. A Finger is Worth a Thousand Words


6. Using Your Police Force to Your Best Advantage

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7. The Art of a Denial – Always Deny Things Someone Else Did


8. Teaching Independence in Our Children

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9. How Much Alcohol in a Child is Enough

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10. Drugs and Alcohol – Getting the Most Bang For Your Buck
11. Sarah’s Best Brownies
12. Using Your Children to Your Best Advantage

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13. Don’t Bring Special Needs Children to a Fight
14. PTSD is Real
15. Improvisational Playgrounds for Kids

The only thing we know for sure is that news reporters around the world are baffled!

In case anyone missed the Eric Thompson Interview, here it is:

Wonkette has had a field day with this story!

Original Story

Two Jews Walk Into Wasilla

What to wear to a late summer brawl in Alaska.

Update Eric Thompson Interview

Sarah Palin and Limo Fingerpuppets

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This is the new Bill Maher segment of the Palin Family Brawl.

This is the even funnier segment:

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Of course the Palins haven’t answered questions or even denied the allegations that they were involved in a drunken brawl that involved alcohol, drugs, cursing, offensive gestures, assault by Bristol on the host of the Party, a stretch Hummer limo, Tripp running around “like a bat out of hell”, and a screaming declaration by Sarah herself proclaiming her importance and indicating a feeling that she should be treated better than the average party go-er. Instead of responding to the specific allegations or issuing an apology to the people in attendance, Bristol and Sarah have taken to Facebook to defend each other, without addressing the specific allegations against themselves. It’s like when Todd was accused of being a pimp.

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It was Sarah who finally addressed the allegations.
She said “ask Todd and he’ll tell the truth. Hey Todd you been hanging out with hookers in Anchorage?” Yet when Todd was asked, he failed to respond.


Now that Bristol has been accused of hitting the host of the party at least six times,

she doesn’t use her blog to apologize, or even deny the allegations. Instead she writes about her parents, and rumors of divorce. She said:

“Aw… so sad.
I just read an article on Yahoo’s front page about my family.
According to some random reporter, my parents are getting divorced…
I find something new about my family every day!
(Of course, the article and most of what the media reports about our family is complete garbage.)”

Bristol doesn’t say her parents are not getting a divorce. She doesn’t say that her parents are still married. She doesn’t even say they love each other. She doesn’t deny any specific allegations about anything.

Sarah took to Facebook to comment about Bristol, rather than to explain anything about her own behavior or part in the family brawl. Sarah said: “I love my Bristol! My straight-shooter is one of the strongest young women you’ll ever meet.”

It’s as if Sarah is complimenting her daughter of being a good fighter, strong and hitting her target. She doesn’t deny that Bristol was drunk or on drugs at the party, or that Tripp was out of control, or that Bristol assaulted the host of the party, six times.

Sarah indicates she is thankful “for our friends’ prayer shield that surrounds them, allowing faith to remain their anchor.”

The absurdity of this post is incredible. It’s as if Sarah Palin ignores the facts and simply proclaims her love for those who blindly follow her. She uses the “prayer shield” as a cloak to hide the truth, asking people to follow her regardless of her outrageous conduct, or that of her family. She asks people to believe she is a strong advocate for family values, even though her children have had children out of wedlock, her children have destroyed property of others, and she and her children have abused alcohol and drugs. How and why are people so blind to the truth? It’s not a case of the blind leading the blind, as Sarah and Todd see where they are leading people.

Blind Faith- Blind leading Blind

It’s time for Alaskans who know the truth to have the courage to speak up. Eric Thompson did. Now it’s time for everyone to tell the truth. There is strength in numbers and there were enough people at this party to provide a significant number of witnesses. The truth will set a country free of this despicable family. We must encourage people to stop following her and becoming more victims. It’s not about hate or even politics. It’s about truth, honesty, and fundamental common sense. It’s about protecting people who believe in her because they aren’t smart enough, or educated enough, to see through the illusion of the woman who quit her job as Governor, abandons her special needs son, who is married to a pimp but doesn’t even wear her wedding ring.

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“Child Neglect ” is the term used in Alaska Statutes to describe a parent’s failure to provide the necessary care for a child.
If a person suspects that a child might be the victim of neglect, certain people are REQUIRED to report it, and everyone is encouraged to advise someone if child neglect is even suspected.

I have received an anonymous report that Tripp was at the party that has become known as the “Palin Family Brawl.” This person reports the following:

1. The source was in attendance at the party so the information provided was the result of their personal observation.

2. Tripp was not asleep in the Limo when this source saw him.

3. Tripp was running around all over the place, “kind of like a bat out of hell”.

4. The location of the party was at Korey Klingenmeyers house, located at 911 Harbor Circle.

5. There is an ACTIVE RUNWAY right next to the house.

6. Tripp was playing on the active runway several times during the party.

7. Mr. Klingenmeyer had to tell Tripp SEVERAL TIMES NOT TO PLAY ON THE RUNWAY.

8. No member of the Palin family was supervising or overseeing Tripp as he played in the runway.

There was a fight, alcohol, drugs, foul language and gestures, and unsupervised children playing on an active runway during the Palin family brawl. What is wrong with these people? What is wrong with people who buy into the image of the wholesome family that Sarah Palin pretends to have? When Sarah asked the guests “Do you know who I am?” the party goers could have answered…
“Yes, you are the grandmother of the child allowed to play unsupervised in the runway while the adults in attendance at a party are drinking, doing drugs, fighting, cursing and giving people the finger.”

As required by Alaska statute, I’m encouraging any person who knows or suspected child neglect to report it to the proper authorities in Alaska.

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