palin funny face

How many times have you thought to yourself that Palin was a fraud? How many times have you noticed that she proclaims herself to be a Christian, but seemed to have evil motives? Are you tired of watching Sarah Palin act like she cares about special needs kids while defending people like Rush Limbaugh when he used the “retard” word? How many times have we listened to Sarah Palin make racist remarks, while proclaiming herself not to be biased?

Recently I posted an essay highlighting Palin’s lack of attention to the conflict between Israel and Hamas, even though she has portrayed herself as a good friend of Israel.

palin star and key of david

Now with her recent post on Facebook, immediately following my post, it is clear that Palin was busted. Even more significantly the analysis, or lack thereof, in her post is proof that she is not only ignorant of the conflict, but that she doesn’t care to educate herself about it.

Here are the facts:

June 12 is the day the three Israeli teens were thought to be missing. Sarah didn’t say a word about the anguish their parents felt.

June 30 was the day the bodies were found. Sarah didn’t even say “sorry for your loss.”

July 1st was the day that the funeral was held for the dead teens, and when the Israel airstrikes began. Palin didn’t send flowers, a card, or even a Tweet about the funeral or the loss of three precious lives.

israel funeral three boys

July 1st
was the day Prime Minister Netanyahu said “May God avenge their blood.” “Whoever was involved in the kidnapping and the murder will bear the consequences.” Palin didn’t say a word about a “blood libel” or “reloading” that day.

For 24 days the war in Gaza raged on killing children and soldiers and Palin was silent. That was during the time she was fishing.

palin fish two

July 25th Sarah Palin posts a picture of Howard Stern on her Facebook with no commentary.

howard stern on israel on palin's facebook

July 27- after a month of fighting a brief cease fire was agreed to, but Hamas broke the peace and fired additional rockets at Israel.

July 29- My post on this blog regarding the lack of comment by Palin to even suggest that she is focused on, or concerned for her dead friends in Israel. While the time of my post is not listed, it was at sometime before 2:38 pm Dallas time, as that was the time of the first comment.

As of that time 1200 Palestinians had been killed, most of them civilians. Israel had lost 53 soldiers and 3 civilians due to the conflict. Palin hasn’t mentioned anything about anyone hurt.

dead children gaza

israel soldiers organs

For over 30 days Palin had not offered a kind word, a prayer, or a letter from God to express her concern for her friends in Israel. However the day that I made the observation that Palin had failed to comment or notice the plight of the people of Israel, she posted a brief, 3 line reference to the war, with absolutely NO commentary from her about her “friends in Israel.” She said:

“I posted a new video to the top of my channel called “The Truth About the War in Israel.” I look to two very unlikely sources for wisdom on what’s really going on there. Please check it out and let me know what you think.”

Thus even this reference seems more like a way to generate hits for her new channel rather than taking a position on the conflict in Gaza. This post was made on the same day as mine, just a few hours later. While her post does not have a time either, the first comment came at 6:28 pm from “Peter ACS,” roughly four hours after my post.

What Sarah failed to mention was that:
1. There have been 32 tunnels of Hamas uncovered by Israel.
2. Each tunnel cost roughly 3 million dollars that could have been spent to feed or educate the children of Gaza.
3. Israel estimated that Hamas had 10,000 rockets when the conflict began, and more than 2600 rockets have been launched at Israel. Roughly 3000 rockets have been destroyed in the assault by Israel, so it is estimated the reserve of Hamas is roughly 40% of what they started with.
4. The population of Israel is roughly 8 million while the population of Gaza it closer to 1.8 million. The majority of Israelis currently support military action against Hamas, but it is unclear exactly how many in Gaza want militants to stop rocket attacks. While most Palestinians in Gaza oppose a two-state solution and want to work toward a five-year goal of abolishing Israel, the majority support nonviolent methods of “popular resistance.”

The timing and nature of the post of Palin conveys a total lack of concern and understanding of the conflict that rages on between Israel and Hamas. In Texas we call that “busted.” I’m not intending to suggest that Palin is “busted” as defined in the Urban dictionary. My meaning is more like this:

old lady laughing

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.


In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)


Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)


The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)


There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.


In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.


Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England – but only in tropical fish stores.

funny fish


In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)


In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.


Butterflies taste with their feet..


An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.


Starfish don’t have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

But how do these breathe?

two headed turtles

Yesterday there was some indication the the new Sarah Palin Channel of Stephen Colbert has come under fire and was taken down. Regardless of any issues that arose yesterday, the channel is up and active this morning, and features a link to an “even more exclusiver content” Check out the current link which features Stephen’s own show similar to Sarah Palin’s Alaska!

colbert alaska

Shailey Tripp asked that I pass on her plea for help. This is the message she sent:

A single mother of two special needs kids got sexually assaulted a few weeks ago. Only to come home to find out her money had also been stolen. She needs time to recover and heal as well before she returns to work. She needs help for the short term so she doesn’t get revictimized by losing her car and her apartment and all her belongings. Please consider donating to her to help her in the short term for her basic bills, needs, and care of her kids so she can take the time to heal and not lose more than she has already. This family has been traumatized enough and because they live rurally there is not a lot of financial aid and help for them through the normal organizations. There is a time limit before she loses everything. So please consider donating to help her cause.

Contact the Organizer – See more at:

stephen colbert riding

Stephen Colbert lambastes Sarah Palin’s new television channel, as only Stephen could do. That episode would make your day without the surprise at the end. However he is serious when he explains that Comedy Central has purchased “” name. The site proudly declares that it is the only channel on the internet with a definite article in the address!

It appears from the site that there will be funny updates on Sarah’s web site so check in regularly. For now we have to be satisfied with Colbert’s famous re-enactment of Paul Revere’s famous ride.

sarah palin paul revere

stupid people two

“FrostyAK” sent us this link to Rocky Mountain Mike who shares his version of Dumbed Down Sara Palin.

Thanks Frosty for the link!

palin bachmann dumb and dumber

stupid people seven

palin wink

Superficial” “Disingenuous” and “Artificial” are the words that come to mind when considering the relationship of Sarah Palin to Israel. It’s as if she thinks that we will be fooled into thinking that she gives any thought for the people of Israel. She thinks that she will be viewed as a champion for Israel if she wears a Star of David, and showcases a menorah in her home one day a year.

palin star of davidi n israel

moose menorah

When she traveled to Israel, she devoted two whole days of her valuable time to learning about the politics in Israel.

During her 48 hour visit, Palin headed to Bethlehem, which was under Palestinian control, but turned back, without explanation. She did say she would be back to visit. That was more than three years ago, and obviously her busy schedule of high school graduations and hair appointments has occupied her time since then.

palin graduation

Sarah found time she to praise the Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper for his “exemplary” support of Israel. She said:
“Thank you to our good neighbours led by Prime Minister Stephen Harper for their exemplary support of our friend Israel,” she wrote. “As significant and dangerous progress is made by Iran no doubt wanting nukes, and with the continued threats against Israel by radicals in the region, Canada’s steadfastness is praiseworthy.”.

It rather humorous that it was in that article that she spoke about Israel as her “friend.” It was just January of this year that Palin attacked the media for failing to report on the “real issues” affecting Israel. She said:
“its priorities in coverage (that) perhaps distract from real issues that actually affect your life. Hold government accountable. Let’s do our own homework in order to know how the actions of leaders worldwide impact America.”

Now in promoting her new television channel, Palin again suggests that she will address significant world problems that the media is not reporting on appropriately.

However, consider Palin’s attention to her “friend” Israel which is in the middle of the biggest conflict since Palin rose to national attention in 2008. Not once has Palin spoken about the conflict in Gaza and Israel. The only reference to the conflict is a picture of Howard Stern, with a quote from him:

howard stern on israel on palin's facebook

Palin failed to take the time to even introduce the picture with a sentence or two. Clearly she had no opinion herself about the conflict. Sarah Palin failed to mention that more than 180,000 Palestinian civilians have been displaced from their homes into 82 shelters. She failed to mention that over 1000 Palestinians have died, including at least 70% civilians. She failed to mention the 53 Israeli soldiers who have died. She said nothing about the 32 tunnels used by Hamas to smuggle weapons and launch attacks that have been found by Israel. She failed to mention that Hamas is shooting rockets from schools and hospitals, so that if Israel retaliates, civilians will die. It doesn’t seem noteworthy to Sarah that untold Israeli civilians would have been killed if Israel didn’t have the Iron Dome technology to intercept the rockets being fired at Israel. Since Sara thinks it insane to be concerned about the Hispanic children at the border, she doesn’t likely know about the more than 200 children that have been killed in Gaza.
She probably doesn’t realize that the cease-fire called for by Hamas, was violated by Hamas.

As Sarah Palin focuses on promotion of her new television network she has explained that she’ll be featuring video footage of the Palin family, playing pool and scrabble. I doubt she’ll mention or feature these videos from Israel:

Video of Hamas emerging from tunnel and killed

Video of actual tunnel

If Sarah Palin wants to make money as an entertainer, that it her right. However, please spare us the suggestion that she cares about anything happening anywhere in the world…except in her bank account.


Sarah Palin has figured out another way to cause people to send her more money! Now instead of listening to her word salad for free, there will be a charge of $99.95per year.

palin word salad one

palin word salad two

However now because the show includes clips of Palin at home, you can hear about her garden where she grows Alaskan lettuce for her salads.

frozen lettuce

polar bear lettuce

The Washington Post features and article and poll identifying the popularity of certain people who might be considered for president in 2016.

star wars poll

Not surprisingly, the Star Wars characters were, by far, more popular than any current politicians in the poll. The top five potential candidates in the poll were all Star Wars characters, with Luke Skywalker getting the highest rating.

There were two characters that were noticeably missing in the poll. The popularity of both Jabba the Hutt and Sarah Palin were not even considered. Come to think of it, the two have many other things in common:

1. Jabba the Hutt has a wrinkled neck and so does Palin.

jabba the hutt

palin neck

2. Jabba the Hutt is hard to understand when he speaks.

When Palin speaks, she is equally hard to understand.

3. Both are unafraid to break the law.

4. Both have gray skin.

jabba grey

palin ugly

5. Both do something revolting with their tongues.

Jabba Hutt

jabba tongue

Sarah Palin (courtesy of Palilngates)

6. Both have action figures to replicate them.

Jabba the Hutt

Sarah Palin has two:

The Amazon version,

palin action figure amazon

and the Hero Builders version.

palin action figure hero builders

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