While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.’
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.’ The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain.
‘You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.’
Absolutely perfect!
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GOOD!
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Even a 75 year old Texan has more common sense than the sarahbaracudadog.
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Bingo! Or a rock. As in…..dumb as a….
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Right on the money!
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$arah’s next book…Going Post Turtle
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alan,
i could be her “ghost writer ” for that one!
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Only if you dummied down! lol
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Toad’s book (after sentencing) can be titled “Post Pimp in Prison”.
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alan,
What d o you think about “Todd Palin’s Alaska”?
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That works!
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I have heard about the post turtle, but not in connection with $arah. VERY fitting image!
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Love it..
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Baby aint that the truth. “What Dumb Ass”? The entire right put Our Country in EXTREME DANGER and must be forced to accept it, own it and pay for it. Honey sarah boo boo and the post turtles with the spotlights shining on them for the world to see. Call Mccain and complain because that asshole and the rest of the right must face reality and resign from office.
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I love me some wise “older” people!
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We need to get this one moving mainstream. It’s perfect. You know the person who put the turtle there was mean or not very intelligent.
With all her goofy elevator shoes, she looks like she’s ready to fall off the post.
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Outstanding description of Palin! One of the best!
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Check out the reports of Senator Menedez being set up by the Republican
Party with the confessions of two women who said an attorney hired them to say they were prostitutes who got paid to have sex with Senator Menendez…smelled the Palins and McCain’s a mile away on this ordeal…
Hope the Feds pop all the bubbles of this type of organized crime in politics and lets get back to business already…
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Ya Think?
I hope they find out who hired them! I wonder if his name might be Tiemessen?
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That’s just what I have been thinking. Is Little Tucker Carlson a big fan of John McCain? The federal government spent time and resources investigating these allegations. Could Tucker be in any trouble for publishing false information about Menendez? Would Menendez have any participation in an investigation involving the Secret Service? Many, many questions…so far, few answers.
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Excellent work! You’ve made a perfect connection. Spot on! In this case, the rancher could have wondered why the turtle was wearing lipstick. Can you post this joke on the Sea of Pee? You might have to include a dare or threat. Slightly off topic, but is McCain an amphibian? It looks like he has gills in this photo.
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That is such a great depiction of the “Sarah Palin Experience”
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Sean,
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