The Funny Thing About Incompetence Is…

Incompetence of a burglar:


Funny Incompetent Employee Quotes:

1.  Few things are more disappointing than a hot new coworker wearing a wedding ring.

2. Attitudes are contagious.  Do you want your fellow employees to catch yours?

3.  I don’t feel bad about online shopping at work.  It’s the only place where I can spend money while I make it.

4.  The only difference between hell, and where I work, is the fluorescent lighting.

5.  I always give 100% at work…10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% on Friday.

6.  I only come to work to earn time off.

7.  I am merely competent.  In an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.


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incompetence two


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incompetence five

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