Incompetence of a burglar:
Funny Incompetent Employee Quotes:
1. Few things are more disappointing than a hot new coworker wearing a wedding ring.
2. Attitudes are contagious. Do you want your fellow employees to catch yours?
3. I don’t feel bad about online shopping at work. It’s the only place where I can spend money while I make it.
4. The only difference between hell, and where I work, is the fluorescent lighting.
5. I always give 100% at work…10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% on Friday.
6. I only come to work to earn time off.
7. I am merely competent. In an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.