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In a recent appearance comedian Kathy Griffin announced that Willow Palin was “fair game” because of her use of the word “faggot” to disparage another student. Sarah Palin was quick to retaliate calling Griffin a “bully” and said “Come up to Alaska and pick on me,” Palin said. “But leave my kids alone.” . In response to the comments of Sarah Palin Kathy explained that as a comedian she was not making a comment worthy of the word “bully”. She explained that “bullying” is what happened to the Rutgers student who was gay and committed suicide as a result of “bullying.” The Rutgers student to which Griffin was referring was the student who committed suicide after his roommate posted a live video feed on the internet of a homosexual encounter.
This example is instructive of the ability of Sarah Palin to transform something she, or her children, do that is offensive and morally reprehensible. She predictably suggests that she and her family are the “victims”. Michael Gross was the author of the article The Sound and the Fury in Vanity Fair. Mr. Gross happens to be gay. Instead of denying the information contained in the article or filing suit against Vanity Fair for libel, Palin attacked the author personally calling him “limp”, “impotent” and “gutless”. Palin was viewed as “gay baiting.” She characterized herself as the victim, and lodged a personal attack on the author. The article in question had nothing to do with her sexuality but Palin’s response had only to do with the author’s sexual preference.
It seems this is becoming a pattern. In the case of the attack in Arizona, where Palin had “targeted” Gabby Giffords, we watched as Sarah Palin attempted to explain her inappropriate behavior by suggesting she was the victim. Her use of the term “Blood Libel” was an attack on Jews. Gabby Giffords is Jewish, and she was the one shot in the head, not Palin.
Again when Palin appeared on the Glenn Beck show to suggest that her family was being victimized by Joe McGinnis who was living next to her, Palin suggested that she and her family were the victims. Palin even suggested that McGinnis was spying on Piper. Palin indignantly declared that children should be off limits. Even though there was not even a claim by Palin that McGinnis had done anything inappropriate with regard to her children, Palin characterized herself, and her family as the victims. That same week Glenn Beck viciously attacked the President’s daughter for expressing concern about the destruction caused by the Gulf Oil spill. . Beck was outrageous!
Sarah Palin is NOT the victim. Everyone around her becomes victimized every time the Empress opens her mouth. I applaud Kathy Griffin for publicly chastising Willow Palin’s use of this slur. I’m so tired of Palin playing the “victim” card. Palin is not playing with a full deck. It seems all of her cards are “victim” cards. GAME OVER.
It is critical to plan for the future. Beautiful Sarah (B.S.) has indicated she might run for President in 2012. The indication is that her last pregnancy was not planned, so who knows what the next few years might bring. It would be like a dream-come-true to be the next President and have a baby WHILE in office! Think of the media coverage of that story. The problem is that we know how these things sneak up on you. Maybe she is pregnant right now, and we just don’t know it. She says she didn’t get a boob job, so maybe the reason people think that is because she is pregnant with her 6th child right now!
Whether she is the President or just a media star, chances are that she will have little time to identify another meaningful name for this child. Let’s give her some suggestions.
All the boys in the Palin family have names that begin with “T”, Todd, Trig, and Track. Respecting that tradition, B.S. might consider these:
Tad – (remembering Todd’s favorite animal- a tadpole).
Tripod – (you remember Sarah’s favorite three-legged-stool story-
Tuwawi – (In memory of Todd’s Uncle who died “quickly” at the hands of a polar bear)
Troop – (Sarah is very close to Rick Perry, the Governor of Texas, and might even run with him in 2012. Rick wrote the book “On My Honor” which is ostensibly about the Boy Scouts).
Truf – (Remembering the family’s favorite dessert, the truffle)
Tape – (remembering with gratitude the duct tape Todd used to protect the skin on his
face during the Iron Dog race. Even if the tape ripped his skin off when the tape was removed, it grew back. If he had suffered frost bite, the skin might not have grown back.)
Testes – (the plural of testis, meaning two testicles and this name would be a constant
reminder of God’ purpose.)
Trichinosis – (a reminder of the reason the Palin’s refuse to hunt wild hog)
Tweeze – (no real meaning, just a cool name)
Opium - (name to remember Sarah’s poppy)
Stroke - (in memory of Sarah’s grandma)
Poly – (just as a polyhedron has many sides, so does B.S., so we can assume that any
female child of hers will too)
Grizzly – (Sarah’s favorite bears.)
Vagina – (the reason Sarah was tapped by John McCain)
Barracuda – (in honor of mom)
Bullion – (bullion is a type of money, and the importance of that can never be refudiated)
Waivly – (we waive to our Russian neighbors)
Allom – (an abbreviated version of “all of them”, which are Sarah’s favorite founding
fathers, and the sources of her information).
Willowmena – (the feminine form of William who also created words)
Refude – (a reminder that this daughter can be whatever she wants to be)
Have a great weekend! Malia
Wassup video re 2008 election
This is a great video about McCain in the 2008 election. Must See!!!
“Bush shoe dodge” as you have never seen it before.
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.
‘How do you know that the cat was dead?’ she asked her pupil.
‘Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,’ answered the child
You did WHAT ?!’ the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
‘You know,’ explained the boy, ‘I leaned over and went ‘pssst!’ and it
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later….’Da-ad….’
‘I’m thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?’
‘No, You had your chance. Lights out.’
Five minutes later: ‘Da-aaaad…..’
‘I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??’
I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!’
Five minutes later……’Daaaa-aaaad…..’
‘When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?’
3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into
mischief, finally asked him ‘How do you expect to get into Heaven?’
The boy thought it over and said,
‘Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door
until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!”
4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm
a mother was tucking her son into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his
voice, ‘Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?’
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
‘I can’t dear,’ she said. ‘I have to sleep in Daddy’s room’
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
‘The big sissy’
5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children’s
sermon. All the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and,
as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said,
‘That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?’
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor’s clip-on microphone,
‘Yes, and my Mom says it’s a bitch to iron.’
6 .When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three
year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the
shower. She said, ‘Mommy, you are getting fat!’
I replied, ‘Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.’
‘I know,’ she replied, but what’s growing in your butt?’
7. A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,
‘Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine….’
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, ‘What are you doing?’
The little boy answered, ‘I’m doing my math homework, Mom.’
‘And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?’ the mother asked.
‘Yes,’ he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, ‘What are you
teaching my son in math?’
The teacher replied, ‘Right now, we are learning addition.’
The mother asked, ‘And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son
of a bitch is four?’
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, ‘What I taught them was,
two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.’
8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to
her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to
warn the farmer. She read, ‘…. and so Chicken Little went up to the
farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling, the sky is falling!’
The teacher paused then asked the class,
‘And what do you think that farmer said?’
One little girl raised her hand and said,
‘I think he said: ‘Holy Shit! A talking chicken!”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply,
‘I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.’
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, ‘I’m Jane Sugarbrown.’
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday school, and said,
‘Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?’
She replied, ‘I thought I was, but mother says I’m not.’
10 A little girl asked her mother, ‘Can I go outside and play with the
Her mother replied, ‘No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,
‘If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?’
11. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his
hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, ‘Sweetheart, you’re
gonna get hair on your Twinkie.’
She says, ‘Yes, I know, and I’m gonna get boobs too.’
See if you can guess young Bristol’s new enterprise:
a) A toy store called Out-of-Wedlock Babies ‘R’ Us
b) A fast-food restaurant called McPalin’s, featuring the Double Rogue with Cheese
c) An Alaska-themed erotic dance club called The Snow Blower
d) A cosmetics company called Cover Hockey Mom
e) A public relations firm called BSMP LLC