Ted Nugent is in the news again, condemning anyone who would advocate stricter laws controlling the sale of assault weapons.
Ted Nugent is a member of the Board of Directors of the NRA. As a representative of the NRA, Nugent has made some of the most offensive remarks of any American citizen. Here are just a few.
The similarities between Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent are striking.
1. They are friends.
2. They both advertise their love of guns.
3. They have both referred to Hillary Clinton as a bitch.
4. Of course we know Sarah is married to a pimp.
Nugent is so familiar with pimps that he knows how they vote. He declared that the people who voted for Obama were “pimps, whores, and welfare brats.”
Ted Nugent was the person selected by Time Magazine to write the paragraph about Sarah Palin when she was selected as number nine on “Time’s 100 Most Influential Leaders.
What is most amazing is that Nugent isn’t in jail or dead yet, which he promised he would be if Obama was re-elected.
Ted Nugent is a vile, offensive, pathetic excuse for a human being. He has called Hillary Clinton a “toxic cunt.
Ted Nugent, that role model for young patriots everywhere, soiled his pants avoiding the draft, He’s the one that dressed in camouflage hunting gear, wielding two machine guns during a 2007 concert, and then declared that “Obama, he’s a piece of sh-t. I told him to suck on my machine gun.” He then attacked Hillary Clinton saying: “Hey Hillary. You might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless b-tch.”
As worthless and pathetic as he is, even he wouldn’t have supported Sarah Palin for President.
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February 5, 2013 at 2:32 pm
Star
Yes and 8 kids also…What a role model..
February 5, 2013 at 2:54 pm
steve
This walking, talking overloaded septic tank should offend even the most strident wingnuts! When he rants about “nut jobs” and “mad men,” all he needs to do is look in the mirror. We’re all looking forward to April 12, when he’ll be dead or in jail. Let’s hope he’s a man of his word.
February 5, 2013 at 2:59 pm
CIP
Perhaps I shouldn’t admit this (gulp), but coming of age in the 70′s, and music trends of the times, I bought a few albums of Teddy’s and saw him in concert a couple times. I still have my vinyl library but no turntable, I turn the station if the radio plays him, and I’m ASHAMED that I gave him one red cent of my “poor college kid” part-time job earnings.
February 5, 2013 at 3:08 pm
MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel
And both Ted Nugent and $arah Palin have been known to be hygiene-impaired. Just check out Wikipedia to read how The Nuge managed to dodge the draft… ecch!
February 5, 2013 at 3:13 pm
chespen
CNN has jumped the shark by having this worthless excuse for a citizen on the air. They are going from bad-Erik Erickson and Dana Loesch to worse-Nugent and the crazy gun gut who was also on Morgan’s show. MSNBC is looking better all the time even although there are some over the top interviewers there. I always watch Rachel because she is one of the few media types to admit it when she is wrong and she does excellent research.
February 5, 2013 at 3:16 pm
Michelle
Ted promised he’d leave the country or die when the President was re-elected. Ball’s in your court Teddy!
February 5, 2013 at 3:33 pm
NJfan
And they’re both loony…like two peas in a pod…made for each other.
Nugent has no problems crapping in his pants to beat the draft and Sarah has no problems leaking amniotic fluid while giving a speech in Texas.
February 5, 2013 at 4:07 pm
B.W.
I think it’s time the FBI paid another visit to Nugent, this time with a quiet knee to the crotch because Nugent obviously didn’t understand that making threats against the president is sedition, not ‘free speech.’ Right now Nugent is the more offensive of the two because Palin is searching for a new venue for her screeches. Until then (with Beck?), thje airwaves are quiet. I don’t think even Faux Nooz covers Nugent.
Right now with polls swinging to minor reforms, the good news is that the crazier he looks, the crazier the NRA looks.
February 5, 2013 at 4:45 pm
steve
Sarah Failin’ and Glenn Dreck would be a marriage made in heaven! Sarah was never very good at hatching weird conspiracy theories, and Glenn hasn’t shown any ability to make a word salad. They would truly complement each other. “Dumb and Dumber” is already taken, but they should be able to find a suitable name for their new program.
February 5, 2013 at 8:59 pm
jk
The problem is, they’re both dumb AND dumber. Maybe just call it DUMBEST.
February 5, 2013 at 4:22 pm
Lisabeth
I love the last line!!!!! Lol!! Pretty funny,!
He really is a very ugly, vile, hateful and stupid man.
February 5, 2013 at 4:49 pm
Shawn's MOM
I guess this shows there`s two sets of laws in this country. Teddy and Sarah can say anything they want. They can abuse or threaten anyone who they don`t like or who disagree with them and they are never charged or at least have protective orders placed against them. I guess my son Shawn and my husband Craig fall under a different set of laws. Craig told Sally Militia Heath, Sarah`s mommy, that her daughter Sarah was a slut and a whore after Sally and daddy Chuckie lied about Shawn getting arrested to the BBC`s Jackie Long in February of 2011. Sarah ran to the court and said she was a victim and needed protection. Google Nugent about the fight at one of his book signings. Some guy told Ted he was a piece of shit and Teddy wanted to go, as long as his friend was holding him back (much in the style of Chuck Heath or Redd Foxx). So Big Teddy and Scrappy Sarah with all their BIG GUNS aand BIG TALK are no better than any other cowardly school yard bullies and punks! I am sure if Hillary Clinton called Teddy a SCUMBAG, he would be just like Sarah and get a protective order. Hey Teddy, maybe you caught that “Cat Scratch Fever” from hanging around Sarah (who caught it from Todd).
February 5, 2013 at 8:58 pm
jk
They both think they’re still rock stars.
February 5, 2013 at 11:14 pm
alan
Teddy and Scarah….. all mouth and no legitimate solutions to any important issues.
Someone should start a betting pool on which of these two is the last to go to jail.
February 6, 2013 at 10:41 am
malialitman
alan,
I wouldn’t take that bet because there is no way to predict the speed by which they will be incarcerated.
February 7, 2013 at 2:15 pm
alan
Me either!! We can all hope for a tie as the best case scenario!
“(Palin’s) coming from the street, she’s coming from the we-the-people rank-and-file, she makes sense when she talks, she says all the right things, she’s sincere, she’s knowledgeable , she’s articulate, she’s damn good-looking, plus she kills moose, how can you go wrong?” Nugent gushed.
Yes Nugent gushed,… Shallow Teddy should have hushed.