In case you were wondering what to do with yourself tomorrow, October 17, for the modest price of $29.00 you can sit in one of the 12, 279 seats in the Idaho Center Arena , and hear Sarah Palin speak about “leadership” “real hope” and “your future.” Palin herself explains that you can change your life in just one day. Here is the commercial she made for the event.

After hearing the commercial, if you are inspired you can visit this web site. Not many people are visiting the web site, as they are only averaging 17 viewers per day. 

Given that pathetic performance, it appears that Palin should have agreed to the interview with the reporter from the Idaho Statesman. Her publicist was unwilling to allow the interview without first being provided the written questions in advance of the “interview.”

Perhaps Palin’s publicist was concerned that there might be questions asked regarding Todd’s “leadership” as a pimp,

Sarah’s North Korean friends,

something about Paul Revere,

motorcycle riding,

family bus vacations,

something about Glen Rice,

Cocaine, Methamphetamine,

Bristol’s Trial Divorce,

Bristol’s re-alignment, Tripp’s name, whether Tripp calls her “grandma”, “quitter” or just “faggot”, Trigg’s location, Piper’s attendance in school, Track’s second child being born before the wedding party, or why Palin wasn’t invited to the RNC or the Tea Party Rally in Tampa.

As a “motivational” speaker, it is unclear if the way that Palin will advocate changing your life in “one day” means quitting your job, or taking a new job as a prostitute. Todd and Sarah have experience at both. Both created the opportunity to make money and take advantage of people who had the “common sense” to give their hard earned money to SarahPAC.

It is unclear if people will be allowed to bring guns, if dancing lessons and child psychology will be offered for an additional fee by Bristol, if Willow will be doing hair during the full day seminar, and if Piper will be selling lemonade and cupcakes. There is a “surprise guest” promised. Speculation is that the surprise guest will be one of the following:

 

1. Todd Palin

2. Trig Palin

3. Chuck Heath Sr.

4. Chuck Heath Jr.

5. Willow Palin

6. Diana Palin, out on parole

7. Officer Mew, Chief of Police of the Anchorage Police Department

8. Glen Rice

9. Greta Van Sustern

10. Levi Johnston

11. David Cheney, formerly of the Secret Service

12. Shailey Tripp

13. Pastor Muthee

14. Brad Hanson

15. Michelle Bachmann