In keeping with the values learned from the quitter, nothing is ever Bristol’s fault.  When she slept with Levi the first time, it wasn’t Bristol’s fault.  He “stole” her virginity.  Even though she was a Born-Again-Virgin who opted to live with Gino, it wasn’t her fault that some people thought she’d lost her virginity again!  Now on Dancing With the Stars, Bristol has become the victim, blaming Mark Ballas for their poor performances.  Everyone knows that Bristol is a professional quality dancer, and that it is Mark Ballas who is the weak link in the pair.  I wonder if the Anchorage Police Department will issue a Press Release to the National Enquirer when Bristol is eliminated from the competition?  They might say that “there is not one scintilla of evidence, in their possession, that they have reviewed, to indicate that Bristol was in anyway responsible for her elimination from DWTS.

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