Bristol wasn’t devoting herself to caring for her son last night. She wasn’t in church. She wasn’t planning a wedding. She wasn’t studying for her final exams in college. She wasn’t preparing for her next day at the dermatologist’s office. She wasn’t bull riding in a bar. She wasn’t on the campaign trail. She wasn’t shoveling snow in Alaska. She wasn’t drinking wine coolers on a camping trip. If she had been doing any of those things, you probably wouldn’t have seen her. The all-star season of Dancing With the Stars made its debut last night. Bristol was on that show, along with her mother the Half-Term Ex-Governor, who had nobody to campaign for. Papa Pimp was also there, probably interviewing for new employees.
Shoot! I missed it. Darn the luck! I was watching the Adrian Beltre of the Texas Rangers defeat the A’s with his home run, and RBI in the bottom of the 9th.
Evidently, I wasn’t alone. Although Bristol is back on Dancing with the Stars, the only one who really cared was her mother in the audience. In an interview Bristol explained how she had nothing to lose, and no matter what it will be a “blessing.” In another interview she explained she was just here to dance, and “become a better person.” In another interview she explained that she was coming back to try to improve and perform “better”.
Evidently Bristol’s secret to performing better, to making herself a better person, and to realizing the blessing of being on national television again is to “shake my butt” with a smile on her face.
I had a smile on my face because I missed Bristol shaking her butt last night.
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September 25, 2012 at 10:11 am
Willow
Bristol is a seasoned DWTS veteran and reality star and she is sacrificing her education and raising her child to entertain America.
America is that much better off, according to mom.
September 25, 2012 at 10:17 am
Sandy
Mark Ballas looked so sad last night watching his former exciting vibrant partners Shawn and Sabrina dance up a storm with their new partners while he was saddled with Bristol the Chin.
September 25, 2012 at 10:37 am
CIP
That’s all she CAN do! How utterly pathetic.
September 25, 2012 at 11:26 am
steve
IF WE ALL JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING “PALIN,” THEY’LL WITHER AWAY AND DIE FROM LACK OF ATTENTION. THE WORLD WILL BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
September 26, 2012 at 4:22 pm
The Lawman
well gosh steve keep on the side that is winning…or make the phone call…
September 25, 2012 at 11:29 am
Millie
Sandy: I agree with you regarding Mark Ballas. Did you notice that he and Bristol did not sit together throughout the show as did the other couples? I felt a coldness between them! Feel sorry for Mark to be stuck w/her again. She cannot dance and did nothing different than she did on the last show.
Pam Anderson will probably go first. Think she was honestly embarrassed last night at how poorly she did. Loved the fact she mentioned Palin getting the Tea Party vote. She was accurate in that statement!
September 25, 2012 at 2:05 pm
Willow
Did you see the magic between Mark’s former partners Shawn and Sabrian with their new partners?
They looked like All Stars that has moved on to the next plateau while Bristol looks like day one of just learning how to walk and poke her arm up.
Oh crap, I should of disguised my name.
September 25, 2012 at 12:18 pm
carolnc
Does Sarah ever encourage her kids to get an education? The kids should want to rise above what their mother has become. All of the reality shows were flops, the books were flops, so it would seem that they would look to better themselves!
September 25, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Mary
She was alongside 12 other parents learning to ballroom dance. I love how haters insult millions when they choose to insult one.
Your words show your true colors and they aren’t bright and cheery. You’re a bigot, liar and jerk
September 25, 2012 at 1:27 pm
jk
Don’t judge people you don’t know, “Mary.”
September 25, 2012 at 3:42 pm
You are Brooky, not Mary!
Brooky, my little fool, you just left this same comment over at IM. You are so not clever.
Now let’s count: haters, check! Bigot, check! Liar, check! Jerk, check!
You’re missing, immature, random, society’s ingrates,(that’s her new one) happy Bristol, happy family, happy job, no implant, lying Levi. You’re slipping Brookster.
September 25, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Kallie
I’m with you, Malia. I refuse to watch that trash..I may watch after she gets booted.
September 25, 2012 at 1:23 pm
malialitman
Kallie,
She lost weight but her mom is no longer suggesting that she’ll run, so who cares?
September 25, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Sarah Halftime
I met a Mat Su teen mom this last summer..
She understands that it will take “a couple extra years” to get her degree.
“With my current and projected classes needed I’ll get my degree when he’s 8.”
She works her aunts set net site in the summer, a drive thru coffee shop in the winter and lives in her parents house, “in the basement apartment, but I vacume the whole house…” (LOL)
I asked her about daycare expenses and she said it was expensive but last winter, due to the record snow she was able to “practically LIVE at the neibors house babysitting the their two boys. They have a snow plow business. It was nighttime babysitting and they have faster Internet… he (her son) learned Internet spelling tests…”
Poised and confident.
A parent.
A responsible one.
A grown up.
Victim hood isn’t her reason to excel or decline.
.
Think about that.
September 25, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Gino
I just watched Bristol’s Season 15 DWTS All Star debut dance and I did notice an improvement too.
Normally Bristol repeatedly extends one arm over her head, this season Bristol went out of her comfort zone and put up both of her arms at the same time….. a great improvement since last season.
Maybe by Season 16 somebody would of taught Bristol how to dance.
September 25, 2012 at 6:52 pm
Aloha nui loa
I have watched DWTS every season. Last night Bristol Palin looked so out of place, she could not dance at all and I hope she is voted out tonight. I still do not get why the producers brought her back. She does not help ratings. It was another pathetic palin side show.
September 26, 2012 at 7:20 am
malialitman
Aloha nui loa,
I am sure they brought her back thinking it would help ratings, and the proof of that is Sarah Palin was in the audience.
September 27, 2012 at 8:15 am
B.W.
Bristol was there for the $$$$$$$$$.