“AJ Weishar” sent me a link to this article, explaining that Mitt Romney has adopted Sarah Palin’s standard answer to questions he hasn’t a clue how to answer. Thanks AJ!
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Thanks to Sarah Palin “All of them” has become the answer you give, before you quit your job as a politician, when you don’t have a clue how to answer a question. The phrase became famous in the Katie Couric interview when Sarah was asked the “gotcha question” what newspapers and magazines do you read? Here is her answer:
That same answer was used by Palin in the memorable interview with Glen Beck, when she couldn’t remember a single founding father. Here is the segment of that interview:
“Owned” is the word that comes to mind after Romney appeared at NASCAR and tried to pretend that he was just “one of the guys.” It was just last February when he was asked if he follows racing. Romney’s memorable response was
“Not as closely as some of the most ardent fans, but I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners.”
That answer has haunted Romney ever since. Although Romney is severely limited in empathy, compassion, and the ability to relate to people who don’t have stock to sell to put themselves through school, many view him as intelligent. A sign of intelligence is the ability to learn from your own mistakes. Until now we might have thought Romney was aware of the importance for a presidential candidate to learn from his mistakes. However now we realize that Romney shares W’s confusion over that old saying…”fool me once…you can’t get fooled again!
Clearly he is lacking in that category as well. If he were ever to appear at a NASCAR event again, the logical preparation would be to spend even five minutes with an aid to learn some basic information about NASCAR. Not Mitt Romney. In a question almost identical to the one in February, a reporter asked him who was his favorite NASCAR driver. His response was
“I’ve got a lot of drivers I like. Thanks.”
If Sarah Palin had agreed to do another interview with Katie Couric, I feel confident she would ask, or an aid would suggest to her, the names of some newspapers and magazines, that she might pretend to have read. Romney, and his aids failed to learn the names of even a couple of the most famous drivers.
Given this lack of preparation, and Romney’s lack of foreign policy knowledge, we can imagine his first interview at the United Nations. It might go something like this;
Question: Which countries would the United States go to war with if you were elected President?
Romney’s Answer: All of them.
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Question: What additional sanctions would you favor if Iran refuses to halt production of nuclear arms?
Romney’s Answer: All of them.
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Question: Now that the Soviet Union is a “federation,” which of the 83 subjects would you consider to be an enemy of America?
Romney’s Answer: All of them.
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Question: Europe is facing a debt crisis, worse than any in history. Given the tumultuous economic conditions in Europe, which countries should the United States stop trading with?
Romney’s Answer: All of them.
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We can only hope that in November a reporter will interview Mitt Romney, asking him:
“What do you think went wrong with the election? What demographics did you lose?
Romney’s Answer: All of them.







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September 10, 2012 at 11:49 am
GeeJay
Mitt is so awkward and out of touch with everything outside of his family or his church that he, and his campaign staff, are unable to even anticipate what topics might be raised so they can prepare for them. Between Mitt and Paul Ryan, it doesn’t seem possible that anyone would actually choose to vote for them.
September 10, 2012 at 12:05 pm
malialitman
Gee Jay,
It’s looking like America is waking up. A new Gallup Poll shows Obama up 49-44%.
September 10, 2012 at 11:49 am
MrsGunka
Bet he told the teacher the dog ate his homework too. The guy just isn’t prepared to be president. Money can’t buy you smarts if there is no smart there! We learned that with Sarah Palin. Her money hasn’t helped her brains or her looks!
September 10, 2012 at 12:04 pm
malialitman
Mrs. Gunka,
But he does have good hair and that seems to count for something in the GOP.
September 10, 2012 at 11:54 am
Gindy51
I still think he suffered some sort of brain damage back in France when he was in that car wreck. The lack of empathy he had well before then so I can’t explain that except to say that some people have it and rarely some people do not. He is of the latter variety like Ted Bundy was.
September 10, 2012 at 12:03 pm
malialitman
Gindy51,
i think it was damage to his frontal lobe–they say that you have flat affect after a pre-frontal lobotomy, so maybe that’s the problem!
September 10, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Millie
Have you folks noticed that Mittens is showing signs of aging? Review photos of him at the begining of the primary to current ones. He has lost weight, is turning more grey and I think his face is more lined.
Having to keep up w/all of his lies is catching up with him – just as it did Sarah Palin. There is no comparison between her current appearance to that of say four years ago.
September 10, 2012 at 1:36 pm
malialitman
Millie,
I noticed that too! Telling lies is hard work!
September 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Pat Padrnos
Malia -
For some time I have thought Mitt may have Asperger’s Syndrome. If you read about it you will find he displays so many of the symtoms.
September 10, 2012 at 1:35 pm
malialitman
pat,
That is amazing that at the same time you submitted this comment, jcinco was writing a comment making the SAME observation
September 10, 2012 at 1:33 pm
jcinco
romney displays classic asbergers symptoms…
September 10, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Pat Padrnos
Wow!! It is true then. Great minds think alike.
September 10, 2012 at 2:24 pm
tm
He is an odd duck to be sure- seems to lack the ability to read social cues and to know what’s appropriate to say in certain settings. That’s very Aspergers.
The other thing that unnerves me about him is his eyes. They are seedy and untrustworthy eyes. They are not confident eyes. Almost every picture I see of him, or every video I see on tv or internet, makes him look and feel like a man in way over his head. The one word that comes to my mind is smarmy. And every bit of that comes from his eyes.
ugh- he gives me the willies quite frankly.
September 10, 2012 at 4:31 pm
malialitman
tm,
A couple of other people have suggested Aspergers also.
September 10, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Jo
I was thinking the same thing.
September 10, 2012 at 1:34 pm
m
Lord and Lady Romney meet the press
http://www.salon.com/2012/09/09/lord_and_lady_romney_meet_the_press/
Love the titles Lord and lady Romney LOL
September 10, 2012 at 4:35 pm
malialitman
m,
Thanks for the link! he is an amazing guy! i wonder if he knows what he thinks?
September 10, 2012 at 2:31 pm
jk
Poor Mitt. Don’t you know you need to fake a pregnancy with a special needs child, wink, and stick your tongue out a lot to get away with that?
September 10, 2012 at 4:31 pm
malialitman
jk,
Don’t forget blow kisses!
September 10, 2012 at 3:42 pm
daisydem
Great post. Romney seems to be taking several things from the Palin/McCain playbook of 2008!