Here is Russell J. Larsen's headstone inscription, Logan, Utah.
He died not knowing that he would win the Funniest Headstone contest.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
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September 5, 2012 at 9:41 pm
MTinMO
I needed that laugh. Come to think of it, I used to be married to one just like him!
September 5, 2012 at 11:08 pm
Sue
I like this one:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/headstone.asp
September 6, 2012 at 9:21 am
malialitman
Sue,
isn’t it amazing that people would really make a headstone like that!
September 6, 2012 at 12:08 am
lbts
Now that was funny!
And true.
September 6, 2012 at 7:34 am
Blake I
Funny.
Unrelated. But these days I wish I had no morals and ethics and wasn’t a decent person or I would so beg my good high school friend who was Malia and Sasha’s nanny at one time to give me juicy scoops on Michelle. But alas, he too has morals and ethics and is a decent person who would never betray another’s trust.
September 6, 2012 at 10:47 am
jk
Why would you assume there are any “juicy scoops” on Michelle? She’s never given a hint of anything sordid going on behind closed doors. It seems someone who assumes such a thing isn’t quite as moral or ethical or decent as she might think.
September 7, 2012 at 10:21 pm
Michael B. Calyn
Reblogged this on Ye Olde Soapbox.