The Republican Convention begins Monday, August 27th and lasts four days, through Thursday the 30th. Most people following politics know that Sarah Palin has not been invited to speak at the Republican Convention. The reason is not entirely clear. Speculation is that Mitt Romney didn’t want a history lesson,
he already knows how to build dikes,
and he and Sarah run in different circles of friends.
However what many don’t know is that the Tea Party is having a “Unity Rally” Sunday night before the RNC begins. It will also be in Tampa, but it will be held at the River Church. The Rally begins at 7:00 pm, Sunday evening, and among the featured speakers will be Michele Bachmann and Herman Cain. Michele Bachmann was probably chosen because she is fluent in Yiddish, like all of those retired Jews in Florida.
Herman Cain may have volunteered his services because he heard there will be a lot of women at the convention.
Judson Phillips, the Tea Party founder who interviewed the Half-term Ex-Governor that fateful night when she wrote on her hand, will also be speaking…but not to Sarah Palin.
Some felt sorry for Palin as they thought she would be sad that her political action committee had already paid $4500.00 to reserve space at a hotel in Tampa, called the Channelside Bay Plaza, which is just down the street from the Tampa Bay Times Forum, where the Republican Convention will be held. However the Channelside Bay Plaza is a perfect location for Todd’s business.
They have a lot of rooms
quick maid service, and a Hooters right inside the hotel.
Sarah is happy because she might see her friends, Callista and Newt, who love that hotel too, and
when she isn’t working, she can go bowling.