Unfortunately, according to the U.S Weather Service, a hurricane is “a system with sustained winds of at least 34 metres per second (66 kn) or 74 miles per hour.” So according to the forecast it’s not legitimate – what do Romney and Akin have to say about that!
MM,
Absolutely he would., but now they will just say that Democrats are somehow responsible….or maybe they’ll say it has nothing to do with them, it was all the abortionists or the homosexual people who inhabited Tampa before they got there!
If they SOOOOO believe in god’s mysterious ways then why wouldn’t they believe this is god’s big middle finger aimed straight at them? HAHA
Repent ye sinners of Go Pee!
“It would send the wrong message if the Republican National Convention was aborted, even in cases where the life of the delegate was in jeopardy.”
“Don’t worry. This will most likely be a relatively weak Category 1 hurricane, not a very “legitimate” hurricane, to put in in U.S. Senate candidate Todd Akin terms.”
“The biggest concern will be storm surge, and we have already made contingency plans to hold back the water by using the enormous piles of remaindered books on the convention site. We have estimated that the available copies of Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly and Ayn Rand books alone can make a levy tall enough to withstand a moderate surge.”
“And if the book levy breaks, there’s always New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.”
“In the unlikely event you do find yourself injured in the storm, do not accept any help from the federal government.”
“So if Obama’s FEMA arrives, politely say, “No, I am waiting for a free-enterprise market solution to my gaping head wound.”
While I would never wish a devastating hurricane on the people of Tampa, part of me would like to know that the GOP convention-goers had to spend three days or so in a convention building with no power, inadequate food, water and restroom facilities. That would be some justice for what George W. Bush allowed to happen in New Orleans in 2005.
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August 24, 2012 at 6:17 pm
GeeJay
Good one!
August 24, 2012 at 6:27 pm
Dis Gusted
a legitimate hurricane….bwahahaha
August 24, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Larry Weissmann
Unfortunately, according to the U.S Weather Service, a hurricane is “a system with sustained winds of at least 34 metres per second (66 kn) or 74 miles per hour.” So according to the forecast it’s not legitimate – what do Romney and Akin have to say about that!
August 24, 2012 at 6:55 pm
WakeUpAmerica
ROFLMAO
August 24, 2012 at 7:40 pm
sallyinmi
Does this have anythig to do with fear and magic fluids?
August 24, 2012 at 9:52 pm
malialitman
sallyinmi,
It might, but you could probably ask someone at one of the Strip Clubs in Tampa.
August 24, 2012 at 8:43 pm
MM
Pat Robertson would say it was “God’s judgement”, showing his displeasure, if it happened to a Dem convention.
August 24, 2012 at 9:48 pm
malialitman
MM,
Absolutely he would., but now they will just say that Democrats are somehow responsible….or maybe they’ll say it has nothing to do with them, it was all the abortionists or the homosexual people who inhabited Tampa before they got there!
August 25, 2012 at 6:20 am
avahome
Or blame it on Palin’s wall of prayer group!
August 25, 2012 at 9:14 am
malialitman
avahome,
They must be on vacation, or maybe given my post today, this is their vengence
August 24, 2012 at 9:09 pm
John Thomas
If they SOOOOO believe in god’s mysterious ways then why wouldn’t they believe this is god’s big middle finger aimed straight at them? HAHA
Repent ye sinners of Go Pee!
August 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm
malialitman
John,
My thoughts exactly!
August 24, 2012 at 11:36 pm
Barbara
Read Frank Cerabino here:
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/state-regional-govt-politics/cerabino-a-few-contingency-plans-for-the-gop-conve/nRJmp/
“It would send the wrong message if the Republican National Convention was aborted, even in cases where the life of the delegate was in jeopardy.”
“Don’t worry. This will most likely be a relatively weak Category 1 hurricane, not a very “legitimate” hurricane, to put in in U.S. Senate candidate Todd Akin terms.”
“The biggest concern will be storm surge, and we have already made contingency plans to hold back the water by using the enormous piles of remaindered books on the convention site. We have estimated that the available copies of Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly and Ayn Rand books alone can make a levy tall enough to withstand a moderate surge.”
“And if the book levy breaks, there’s always New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.”
“In the unlikely event you do find yourself injured in the storm, do not accept any help from the federal government.”
“So if Obama’s FEMA arrives, politely say, “No, I am waiting for a free-enterprise market solution to my gaping head wound.”
August 25, 2012 at 9:18 am
malialitman
Barbara,
Maybe the GOP is really hoping for a direct hit, and subsequent death of many delegates, so that the GOP might benefit from their wills.?
August 25, 2012 at 8:06 am
Beaglemom
While I would never wish a devastating hurricane on the people of Tampa, part of me would like to know that the GOP convention-goers had to spend three days or so in a convention building with no power, inadequate food, water and restroom facilities. That would be some justice for what George W. Bush allowed to happen in New Orleans in 2005.
August 25, 2012 at 9:13 am
malialitman
Beaglemom,
I think that’s called poetic justice!