Bill Engvall is a comedian you might have seen on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Bill does a routine about stupid people that is quite funny, because it’s true. He explains that stupid people should have to wear a “STUPID” sign to warn the rest of us that we are about to encounter a stupid person. Here are some of my favorites:
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August 17, 2012 at 6:09 pm
Barbara
Shouldn’t Sarah’s sign be made of neon?
Here’s another nominee for a sign. Michelle Bachmann:
“Michele Bachmann’s defunct presidential campaign has finally paid an Iowa rental company for golf carts damaged after the campaign used them to ferry supporters around the Iowa straw poll in 2011.
The check to Turf Cars Ltd. in Council Bluffs, Iowa, was issued two days after POLITICO ran a story highlighting Bachmann’s failure to pay up.
Turf Cars owner Cal Campbell told POLITICO that the Bachmann campaign left the golf carts on the campus of Iowa State University after the straw poll with the keys in them last August. “When we went to pick them up, they were destroyed,” he said.
An Iowa district court ordered the Bachmann campaign in April to pay the golf cart company $3,1112.18 in damages, but the company didn’t hear from the campaign until after the POLITICO story ran.”
Here’s your sign….
August 17, 2012 at 8:31 pm
malialitman
Barbara,
I hear they are selling them at a discounted price at the RNC, because of the volume discount.
August 17, 2012 at 7:39 pm
2leftfeet
Malia, this OT, but the Orlando Sentinel is reporting new evidence released in the Trayvon Martin case:
“The records show that contrary to what Zimmerman has said, he did not graduate from Seminole State College because he failed an astronomy class in the fall of 2011.”
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-08-09/news/os-george-zimmerman-new-evidence-20120809_1_trayvon-martin-death-of-unarmed-teenager-george-zimmerman-case
August 17, 2012 at 8:26 pm
malialitman
2leftfeet,
One other example of the fact that he is a chronic liar.
August 17, 2012 at 11:26 pm
Barbara
Great link, 2leftfeet!
Did you see “In the fall of 2009, he got a C in “Evil Minds – Violent Predators.” He earned a D in “Intro To Criminal Justice.”
And twice he failed algebra! It was a two year community college program that Zimmerman was just too damn dumb to complete.
I would not be surprised at all if we ever saw Palin’s real college transcripts to find that her grades and academic records were similar to Zimmerman’s. Academic probation, lots of D and F grades, and followed by lying about having a degree.
August 17, 2012 at 8:07 pm
WakeUpAmerica
I object. Some of us (ok me) go through life perpetually distracted by the thoughts in our heads and accrue a collection of those signs.
August 17, 2012 at 9:41 pm
pol
Malia, my husband and I still refer to minivans as “goober vans” thanks to a Bill Engvall special we saw on Comedy Central years ago. Good stuff!
August 18, 2012 at 8:38 am
malialitman
pol,
I missed that special! I love his humor and have some of his CD’s. When things seem too hard to tolerate, I listen to humorous CD’s and it seems like I can make it another day.