Malia,
Why do you even respond? Truth that reminds me of my twin brother. He says obnoxious things just to get a rise out of you and satisfy his loneliness/emptiness with any sliver of attention for anything or anyone with a warm pulse.
Bob,
I sometimes respond to let people know that I am reading. I post these comments so that people appreciate that there are still people out there who support her.
Obviously not. It takes intelligence and a range of knowledge to identify irony and absurdities. I think Truth That may have sprained something trying to figure out your sekret message.
TT You write like Kristy. Go back to CofPee where you will be among your equals. Malia does an excellent job. You Palinbots had better enjoy your last few days spewing DRIVEL, Sarah Palin is DONE in Politics.
“truth that” is a palinbot that has an axe to grind if it is not a palin family member…..they are like rabid dogs and can’t back off…..and no amount of the truth in the world is enough to convince them that their idol is nothing but a fame whoring grifter who has lied about everything from having a good record as mayor of our town, having a college degree, tracks’ dad is todd, giving birth to trig, taking care of trig (who lives with a family member who gets paid by PAC money, todd being a pimp, and having a good record as a govenor of our state. Sarah is unstable and not very intelligent….oh she does have her “political instincts” as she calls them…..the ability to divide and hurt….she is a stunted ugly adolescent mean mean girl and I am being kind. But people like “truth that” never can go back and look at all the videos side by side where she lies and changes her birth story and so on…..they refuse to hear, see the truth….because sadly, these are lonely people who are hurt and angry and they live vicariously through sarah.
and Malia, these were hysterical but I think we could get this stuff on tv, internet…because look at the way things are reported today and the lazy job of the media in reporting truth…they go for ratings.
sals,
I am more aware of that than ever. As I research things on the internet, I am amazed at the number of times one reporter with the ap picks up a story, writes something, and EVERYONE picks it up! It’s like they don’t need a brain, the just report the same story, verbatim, under the heading of their publication.
Hilarious, Malia! I love things like that. I remember a couple funnies from the news that I have used in my class. One headline was, “Horse statue found missing.” How is it found missing? Isn’t that an oxymoron? The other one was about a near collision of two airliners at LAX. Headlines said, “Airlines have near miss at LAX.” Does “near miss” mean they almost missed but actually hit?
You know your blog is hitting home when some dumb twit like “Truth that” starts trolling you — and is even watching the RSS feed so as to be first commenter, no less.
I wonder if your excellent work on the Todd Palin FOIA request has anything to do with it … ?
WhatEVER it is that’s p***ing ‘em off, keep it up !
This is the same person who tells us to get a life. Meanwhile, she sits I front of her computer day and night waiting for Malia or Gryphen’s, or SPHASH, or any number of other liberal bloggers to post something so she can jump into the fray with her inane rants and insane, unhealthy adoration if the Palins.
I read reputable newspapers like the Guardian UK to find out things like this:
The attorney for the man who shot and killed unarmed Florida teenager Trayvon Martin said on Monday he would seek to get the case dismissed using a traditional self-defence argument and not the state’s “stand your ground” statute.
So, Mark O’Mara has just realized the blindingly obvious, Zimmerman was not standing his ground. He was chasing an unarmed teenager.
Truth That, you have become wearying. Like all Palinistas you have absolutely no sense of humor. Go hang out with the other mouth breathing racist gun nuts. You’ll feel right at home.
I love the fact that the Nobel Peace Prize recipients wrote a letter in protest and the demand to remove Stars earn stripes from the air (IM) posted the letter. I am wondering? Did toad have to apply? give a resume? sign a truth of information, submit to background check? Provide character information? Because we all know and especially Alaskans know truth and facts regarding TP. I mean did he have to disclose his affiliation with the alaska malitia? how some claim he cheated in the sled dog races? any criminal convictions or accusations? making headline on the prostitution accusation? his part in sarahs half term? bullying? How is that honor of our military. This show is a disgrace and fraud. Seems like a NRA endorsement and funding for assault weapons. Another slap in America’s face. Was mark bennetts x producer the one that was charged with killing his wife in mexico a couple of years ago? Could this be birds of feather?
What’s even more hilarious is that on CNN’s entertainment blog where there was a story about the Nobel Peace Prize winner’s protest almost all comments condemmed the show and the commenters said they would not watch. But then there was this gem:
“denise
This the show that yummie todd palin is on? Id watch it just to look at him.
August 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm”
Oh, Sarah…you are so transparent! “Denise”, huh? Aren’t you clever! It must have taken the entire clan working feverishly to come up with this desperate ploy. Nice try, assholes. You’d better store up some new fake names to vote for Brisket when she nexts lumbers around the stage on Dancing with the Clumsy.
OK folks, here’s a little insight on those headlines. It may not be accidental. When you are in a writing job and you have a bunch of idiots in management getting paid three or four times your salary, you great creative. The managers are supposed to review your work, give technical and creative advice. The problem is that middle management promoted them to management because they were poor writers. So instead of telling the writer there is redundancy and mixed tense, he/she says “I don’t like the feel of it.” You realize they have no clue what they want and start burying humor and pure insanity in the work.
Other managers just rubber stamp your work, never review it. Again, you start getting creative, repeat sentences, paragraphs, make blatant errors, then move to humor. If you’re caught, you say it was an obvious filler, words you used to keep the flow until you came up with wording for the final version. My personal favorite came from a couple of financial analysts for DoD. They were writing procedures for correcting payroll errors. After the description of possible causes, their corrective action was “Say one Our Father and three Hail Marys.” It wasn’t found until a non Christian pay tech asked his boss if he really had to do it.
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August 13, 2012 at 9:22 pm
Truth that
Why do you write lies on your blog? That’s worse than even the most absurd and inane newspaper byline.
August 13, 2012 at 9:25 pm
malialitman
Truth that,
You need help! Can’t you understand this was intended to be funny?!
August 13, 2012 at 9:39 pm
Bob
Malia,
Why do you even respond? Truth that reminds me of my twin brother. He says obnoxious things just to get a rise out of you and satisfy his loneliness/emptiness with any sliver of attention for anything or anyone with a warm pulse.
August 14, 2012 at 9:28 am
malialitman
Bob,
I sometimes respond to let people know that I am reading. I post these comments so that people appreciate that there are still people out there who support her.
August 14, 2012 at 9:36 am
BLM
Sounds like sarah (truth) to me. She does have time now to troll and attack. After all? All the comments have dug into her livelyhood these days.
August 13, 2012 at 11:12 pm
MrsGunka
Shaking head….they breed and vote!
August 14, 2012 at 6:44 am
Ivyfree
Obviously not. It takes intelligence and a range of knowledge to identify irony and absurdities. I think Truth That may have sprained something trying to figure out your sekret message.
August 13, 2012 at 9:49 pm
Gene
TT You write like Kristy. Go back to CofPee where you will be among your equals. Malia does an excellent job. You Palinbots had better enjoy your last few days spewing DRIVEL, Sarah Palin is DONE in Politics.
August 14, 2012 at 9:26 am
malialitman
Gene,
That’s the headline news…Palin is done.
August 13, 2012 at 11:12 pm
WakeUpAmerica
WTF? Do you have more than one brain cell?
August 14, 2012 at 7:31 am
Michelle O is The Best
Krusty,
Oh no! Did they ban you from Bristol’s blog again, so you had to create another avatar? Why don’t you use your real name here, Kristy J Patullo?
August 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm
sals
“truth that” is a palinbot that has an axe to grind if it is not a palin family member…..they are like rabid dogs and can’t back off…..and no amount of the truth in the world is enough to convince them that their idol is nothing but a fame whoring grifter who has lied about everything from having a good record as mayor of our town, having a college degree, tracks’ dad is todd, giving birth to trig, taking care of trig (who lives with a family member who gets paid by PAC money, todd being a pimp, and having a good record as a govenor of our state. Sarah is unstable and not very intelligent….oh she does have her “political instincts” as she calls them…..the ability to divide and hurt….she is a stunted ugly adolescent mean mean girl and I am being kind. But people like “truth that” never can go back and look at all the videos side by side where she lies and changes her birth story and so on…..they refuse to hear, see the truth….because sadly, these are lonely people who are hurt and angry and they live vicariously through sarah.
August 14, 2012 at 9:53 am
BLM
I smell sarah and brisket fuming.
August 13, 2012 at 9:52 pm
sals
and Malia, these were hysterical but I think we could get this stuff on tv, internet…because look at the way things are reported today and the lazy job of the media in reporting truth…they go for ratings.
August 14, 2012 at 9:25 am
malialitman
sals,
I am more aware of that than ever. As I research things on the internet, I am amazed at the number of times one reporter with the ap picks up a story, writes something, and EVERYONE picks it up! It’s like they don’t need a brain, the just report the same story, verbatim, under the heading of their publication.
August 13, 2012 at 11:15 pm
WakeUpAmerica
Hilarious, Malia! I love things like that. I remember a couple funnies from the news that I have used in my class. One headline was, “Horse statue found missing.” How is it found missing? Isn’t that an oxymoron? The other one was about a near collision of two airliners at LAX. Headlines said, “Airlines have near miss at LAX.” Does “near miss” mean they almost missed but actually hit?
August 14, 2012 at 9:21 am
malialitman
WakeUpAmerica,
I love these too! Truth is always funnier than fiction. YOu just couldn’t make this stuff up!
August 14, 2012 at 1:06 am
pollytickleparty
You know your blog is hitting home when some dumb twit like “Truth that” starts trolling you — and is even watching the RSS feed so as to be first commenter, no less.
I wonder if your excellent work on the Todd Palin FOIA request has anything to do with it … ?
WhatEVER it is that’s p***ing ‘em off, keep it up !
August 14, 2012 at 9:20 am
malialitman
pollytickleparty,
You are right, and I hope they are worried!
August 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm
jk
This is the same person who tells us to get a life. Meanwhile, she sits I front of her computer day and night waiting for Malia or Gryphen’s, or SPHASH, or any number of other liberal bloggers to post something so she can jump into the fray with her inane rants and insane, unhealthy adoration if the Palins.
August 14, 2012 at 2:37 am
Barbara
I read reputable newspapers like the Guardian UK to find out things like this:
The attorney for the man who shot and killed unarmed Florida teenager Trayvon Martin said on Monday he would seek to get the case dismissed using a traditional self-defence argument and not the state’s “stand your ground” statute.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/13/zimmerman-stand-your-ground-trayvon-martin
So, Mark O’Mara has just realized the blindingly obvious, Zimmerman was not standing his ground. He was chasing an unarmed teenager.
Truth That, you have become wearying. Like all Palinistas you have absolutely no sense of humor. Go hang out with the other mouth breathing racist gun nuts. You’ll feel right at home.
August 14, 2012 at 9:18 am
malialitman
Barbara,
I read that article too, and will write about it later today!
August 14, 2012 at 8:58 am
BLM
Could it be all the journalist graduated from the same school as sarah?
August 14, 2012 at 9:15 am
BLM
I love the fact that the Nobel Peace Prize recipients wrote a letter in protest and the demand to remove Stars earn stripes from the air (IM) posted the letter. I am wondering? Did toad have to apply? give a resume? sign a truth of information, submit to background check? Provide character information? Because we all know and especially Alaskans know truth and facts regarding TP. I mean did he have to disclose his affiliation with the alaska malitia? how some claim he cheated in the sled dog races? any criminal convictions or accusations? making headline on the prostitution accusation? his part in sarahs half term? bullying? How is that honor of our military. This show is a disgrace and fraud. Seems like a NRA endorsement and funding for assault weapons. Another slap in America’s face. Was mark bennetts x producer the one that was charged with killing his wife in mexico a couple of years ago? Could this be birds of feather?
August 14, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Barbara
What’s even more hilarious is that on CNN’s entertainment blog where there was a story about the Nobel Peace Prize winner’s protest almost all comments condemmed the show and the commenters said they would not watch. But then there was this gem:
“denise
This the show that yummie todd palin is on? Id watch it just to look at him.
August 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm”
Oh, Sarah…you are so transparent! “Denise”, huh? Aren’t you clever! It must have taken the entire clan working feverishly to come up with this desperate ploy. Nice try, assholes. You’d better store up some new fake names to vote for Brisket when she nexts lumbers around the stage on Dancing with the Clumsy.
August 14, 2012 at 5:25 pm
malialitman
Barbara,
“Denise” is a new one to me!
August 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm
aj weishar
OK folks, here’s a little insight on those headlines. It may not be accidental. When you are in a writing job and you have a bunch of idiots in management getting paid three or four times your salary, you great creative. The managers are supposed to review your work, give technical and creative advice. The problem is that middle management promoted them to management because they were poor writers. So instead of telling the writer there is redundancy and mixed tense, he/she says “I don’t like the feel of it.” You realize they have no clue what they want and start burying humor and pure insanity in the work.
Other managers just rubber stamp your work, never review it. Again, you start getting creative, repeat sentences, paragraphs, make blatant errors, then move to humor. If you’re caught, you say it was an obvious filler, words you used to keep the flow until you came up with wording for the final version. My personal favorite came from a couple of financial analysts for DoD. They were writing procedures for correcting payroll errors. After the description of possible causes, their corrective action was “Say one Our Father and three Hail Marys.” It wasn’t found until a non Christian pay tech asked his boss if he really had to do it.
August 14, 2012 at 5:32 pm
malialitman
aj,
Thanks for sharing you perspective!
August 14, 2012 at 9:09 pm
The Lawman
because it makes good fire starters…
August 15, 2012 at 5:52 am
malialitman
The Lawman,
You know that’s right!