You remember when the Palin family took a “family vacation” on a bus?

You remember when Sarah Palin used that opportunity to give a lesson on Paul Revere?

Now that it appears that Sarah will not be invited to speak at the RNC in Tampa, there is a new opportunity for another family vacation.  Those clever helpers at SarahPAC have already rented space at a shopping mall five minute from the Convention Center for the GOP Convention.  It was also noted that at that time, in late August, “Little Piper might enjoy the Mummies of the World exhibition at the city’s Museum of Science & Industry.”

Sarah Palin has illustrated her vast knowledge of mummies, but seems to be confused about the time period in history when dead bodies were mummified.  It is also unclear if she knows whether they were made in Translvania Florida,  Penistone Florida, the birth place of William Tapley,  

Dildo Florida,

or Intercourse Florida,

Hooker Florida,

or  Crotch Crescent, Florida?

Where ever, and why, mummies were made in Florida, the Palin family will surely have a great vacation in Tampa, and great shopping to boot!

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