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In yesterday’s post we learned about the self-proclaimed expert in identification of phallic symbols, William Tapley.
Together we shared his tribute to Mitt Romney, a Republican.
It is only a matter of time before Mr. Tapley astutely observes that the Republican Party is itself a phallic symbol. Beginning with the words “Republican Party,” every letter in the name is itself phallic.
Another name for the Republican Party is the “GOP,” which is also phallic.
Even the arrows pointing to the letters are phallic.
The word “phallic” has six different letters, and each letter is contained in the words “Republican Elephant.”
Who could forget the Republican candidates for President?
Famous Republican leaders have promoted the phallic image, including George Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Richard Nixon.
However the most obvious symbol of the Republican Party is the elephant, with his long trunk, spraying a liquid substance from the end.
Even the Tea Party symbol is phallic.
I am hopeful that Mr. Tapley will make another you tube video of these phallic references for our viewing pleasure, but until then…keep these images in the forefront of your mind.

















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July 25, 2012 at 11:41 am
Lanikai
LOL. Perfect. Bravo Malia. My hope is that Romney invites all of these people on stage in tampa. They are all perfect and fitting for the convention and the republican brand. Thanks malia for a great lol experience today.
July 25, 2012 at 11:43 am
malialitman
Lanikai,
I am sure I had more fun doing this post than anyone reading it! Thanks for sharing a smile with me today.
July 25, 2012 at 11:42 am
Beaglemom
And don’t forget Michelle Bachmann and the corn dog!
July 25, 2012 at 11:43 am
malialitman
Beaglemom,
You are right. I’ll add those.
July 25, 2012 at 12:29 pm
Xenon
William Tapley walks erect, ergo, he too is a phallic symbol. Truly, the apocalypse is in the post!
July 25, 2012 at 12:52 pm
malialitman
Xenon,
You said all that needs to be said!
July 25, 2012 at 1:52 pm
MrsGunka
Priceless! Glad I put my coffee down!
July 25, 2012 at 5:44 pm
malialitman
Mrs. Gunka,
Glad you enjoyed it!
July 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm
DobieTracker
Can you imagine what it is like to be this guy?
How does he spend his day, what kind of thoughts does he have while he is shaving—what in the world goes through his head as he holds his own “phallic symbol” when urinating.
What does he talk about to his friends and my god what kind of reply do they give. Does he have a wife? If “phallic symbols” are evil, how do they have sex. OH GOD WHAT MUST SEX BE LIKE WITH THIS MAN.
Ok, I need a drink now.
July 25, 2012 at 5:15 pm
malialitman
Dobie Tracker,
me too! It’s bad enough to hear his song, but you don’t get an idea of just how loony he really is till you watch the video re the Colorado airport!