Much controversy has surrounded the question of whether Mitt Romney will invite Sarah Palin to give a speech at the RNC in Tampa. As of today, the only person who has announced an appearance in Tampa, for the RNC, that looks like Sarah Palin, will be a stripper, who is a Sarah Palin-Look alike.
It seems that the owner of Tampa’s Thee Doll House is anticipating great things for the week of the RNC. He anticipates quadruple his ordinary revenue, because “hands down, Republicans have always been our best customers.” Given the appearance of the look-alike-stripper, Republicans will surely be overjoyed at the idea of watching Palin strip, instead of talking. The only question remaining is what words will be written on what parts of the stripper’s body?