Who could forget “ Redneck from Wasilla”?
While some thought that energizing piece of musical creativity was the very best of Sarah Palin, it was later thought to have been satiric. However the true, all-time, winner of the coveted award for the very worst campaign video, was the variation on the Battle Hymn of the Republic, made by these musical sensations:
Now Mitt Romney, a candidate of the people, is giving Sarah Palin a run for her money. William Tapley is a 73 year old musical genius. He is best known for his video proving that the Denver Airport is filled with phallic symbols. Because it is unclear whether he was washed in the blood of a male or female lamb, it is not clear if the blood-washing had anything to do with his unique ability to spot phallic symbols. Regardless, he is a self-proclaimed phallic expert.
Anderson Cooper and Stephen Colbert have commented on Mr. Tapley and his “low hanging fruit.”
This self-proclaimed “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times,” and phallic expert, has risen to become a champion for the Mitt Romney campaign. Mr. Tapley has the cojones that Mitt Romney urns for. Mr. Tapley features himself, as the wizard of the keyboard, and songbird extraordinaire, in this musical tribute to Mitt Romney.
While it is unclear as of this the 24th day of July if Mitt Romney has earned the vote of the First and Second Eagle of the Apocalypse, or the Second Co-Profit of the End Times, he has clearly persuaded the Third Eagle and the First Profit of his vision for the future of America. Rumor has it that Mr. Tapley plans to erect a monument to Mitt Romney, as a youngster, in combination with his vision of the End of Times.
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July 24, 2012 at 11:12 am
Cracklin' Charlie
Hilarious!
I will have to come back later to watch the videos…I don’t want to get fired for having to much fun at work.
That Baby Mitt! LOL!
July 24, 2012 at 11:16 am
malialitman
Cracklin’ Charlie,
Please don’t get fired on my account, but do watch these videos! You won’t believe how incredibly bad they are. My favorite is the revelations about the Denver Airport.
July 24, 2012 at 11:18 am
Beaglemom
What a looney!
July 24, 2012 at 12:53 pm
bodiep
You made me spit coffee all over my screen! This is hilarious. I’ve linked to you on my Facebook page. Who knew the Denver Airport had so much going for it? I’m booking a flight there immediately. It will be like a sort of pilgrimage.
July 24, 2012 at 1:18 pm
malialitman
bodiep,
Sorry about the coffee, but I had the same reaction! This guy is just unbelievable!!! He and Romney deserve each other.
July 25, 2012 at 12:29 am
bodiep
Gotta wonder if these people have any idea how others see them. Makes me think of Bobby Burns, and his poem “To A Louse.”
July 25, 2012 at 11:35 am
malialitman
bodiep,
Gotta wonder what are they thinking?
July 25, 2012 at 11:52 am
Lanikai
Of course you know that each state has this type of colorful citizens, some more than others. These people whether through no education, lack of education, or complete lack of caring what others think, dont care how they are looked at. Simple Folk comes to mind. and those are the romney and palin supporters. Just like during the primary and a news reporter went to the poverty stricken area to interview the people who claim to be republicans. The people had shacks, no teeth but insisted that they are proud americans and do not need help of anykind.
July 25, 2012 at 12:06 pm
malialitman
Lanikai,
I’m from Oklahoma, and live in Texas, so yes, I know people like this.
July 25, 2012 at 12:16 pm
Lanikai
Yes. And somewhere deep in each of our families of long lost relatives, there just might be one or two. I also have Texans, Kansas, Missouri and heck all over this country Ancestry. The video’s are extremely funny and sad at the same time. Because this is who is bamboozled to cast a vote to romney and the palin types. and republicans want to unfund education?
July 25, 2012 at 12:54 pm
malialitman
Lanikai,
Of course the want to keep their members uneducated, and want to lower their own taxes, and then blame the deficit on those liberals.
July 25, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Lanikai
Indeed. It has been their dirty little secret and agenda for 4yrs now. Actually for longer. Spin, Twist, Stomp on, Lie, Cheat. The Republican Brand. A Typical Karl Rove Game Plan.
July 24, 2012 at 2:15 pm
Primogen1
Wow!!! I watched this during my lunch break and had to go outside to keep from laughing out loud. What is so sad, these people really are serious and proud of what they believe and you couldn’t tell them otherwise if the truth was right in front their face.
July 24, 2012 at 9:47 pm
malialitman
Primogen1,
Most people watching this would think it was a joke…but then you see the Anderson Cooper clip and you realize the guy is just crazy!
July 24, 2012 at 3:10 pm
Maple
So is Tapley a Co-profit or a Co-Prophet? Either way, he’s a few bricks short of a load!
July 24, 2012 at 9:42 pm
malialitman
Maple,
Or he never had any bricks and thought a house of sticks would be strong enough.
July 24, 2012 at 3:51 pm
leenie17
My sister is traveling through DIA this very day. I emailed her to warn her that she should keep her eyes firmly shut as she passes through so as not to be exposed to all the naughty man bits surrounding her.
I bet they even sell hot dogs and beverages in those naughty shaped bottles.
I hope my sister is able to find the correct gates with her eyes closed after she passes through the security metal detectors, which, on second thought have a strong resemblance to passing through…OH NOES!!!….it’s naughty lady bits tooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For SHAME, DIA, for SHAME!!!!!
July 24, 2012 at 9:40 pm
malialitman
leenie17,
Maybe she should wear a tight fitting clear plastic cover over herself to make sure she’s protected!
July 24, 2012 at 9:15 pm
Lanikai
I suffered through these videos the best I could. I shook my head in disgust mostly. hmmm? The denver airport? my brother in law was one of or thee architect of that airport. LOL I will ask him about this amazing baggage area. Should make great conversation at our family reunion in sept. LOL
July 24, 2012 at 9:34 pm
malialitman
Lanikai,
I bet your brother has seen that before, but if not, it will be a hoot to him I am sure.
July 25, 2012 at 12:36 am
majiir
Malia,
You should be ashamed of yourself for making me laugh so loud! I almost woke up my daughter and my puppy laughing at William Tarpley’s singing!! I needed a good laugh.
July 25, 2012 at 11:35 am
malialitman
majiir,
Beware! Don’t read today’s post. You might wake the neighbors.
July 25, 2012 at 6:17 am
comeonpeople
I haven’t watched the video yet, but will comment that the Denver airport does have some weird ass artwork in it. Check it out someday. It is bizarre. Or google it. Whaetever the thought process beind the art, it is not appealing art.IMHO.i
July 25, 2012 at 9:35 am
Pjevs
Dear Mr. Tapley.I’m not sure that Mitt Romney is pleased with your endorsement,but then again,I might me wrong.
July 25, 2012 at 11:29 am
malialitman
Pjevs,
I guess that depends on Romney’s view of my post this am.
July 26, 2012 at 1:17 pm
Cracklin' Charlie
I finally got a chance to watch the videos, and all I can say is WTH! I was doing fine until the lady from the Wasilla Rednecks whipped out that kazoo. I was laughing so hard I scared my dogs, and they jumped on me to lick my face. LOL
And Tapley…dayum. He needs a new prescription.
July 26, 2012 at 3:30 pm
malialitman
Cracklin’ Charlie,
I glad to know you finally got to watch them! Can you imagine 100 years from now that people will watch these and think they are representative of the politics of our time.!!!!