Big Bird made a song famous, One of These Things Is Not Like the Other.
See if you can tell which of these things is not like the other?
Kaye Bailey Hutchison has been serving as a Republican Senator from Texas since 1993. She is the most senior woman in the Senate. She has never quit any political position to which she has been elected. She is not married to a pimp, and her husband graduated college. She is an attorney and the mother of two adopted children, instead of one. It was only speculated that McCain might choose Hutchison for his Vice Presidential running mate. On June 22, 2011 Hutchison told Chris Matthews that she had considered running for president, but would not, due to having two children who were 10 years old. However she remains on the short list for vice-presidential candidates. Hutchison is a Republican but is pro-choice. Ms. Hutchison has never stared in a reality show and has never had her dad help her kill a moose, she never thought Paul Revere was warning the British, and she has never made reference to our North KOREAN ALLIES. Senator Hutchison has never advocated building dikes for any reason, and she knows Africa is a continent, not a country. Hutchison has never referred to herself as a Maverick, and never slept with one.
Sarah Palin advertised herself as a “Maverick”, but it is unclear if she ever slept with one. She has been to Texas, but there is absolutely no indication that she slept with any basketball player other than Glen Rice.
Sarah Palin is not pro-choice, regarding a woman’s right to an abortion, or any person’s right to choose the gender of their partner. Palin has never held national office, she quit the state office of Governor. Palin was chosen by McCain as his running mate when she had an infant, one of five children, instead of two. Palin is not an attorney, has no higher education, and it is questionable if she has any lower education. Palin has reportedly snorted cocaine off an oil drum, but Hutchison has advocated stiffer penalties for those who use drugs. Palin throws cans of food at Todd, leaving dents in the refrigerator. The only thing Hutchison throws is her own pillows.
Sarah Steelman is much like Sarah Palin. Both share the same first name. Steelman is pro-life, advertises herself as a hunter, and purports to be part of “real” America. Steelman’s campaign ad touts her as a “maverick” and she shops at the same store for her hunting outfits that Sarah Palin does.
Steelman is running for the Missouri Senate but Palin isn’t running for anything except the cover of magazines.
Both have white shirts, and both have ovaries.
Both have other people lie for them. Palin uses to Anchorage Police. Steelman’s uses her campaign spokesman Patrick Tuohey to do her dirty work. He said any similarities to Palin the ad might evoke “certainly wasn’t anything intentional.”
Here is Steelman’s ad. See if you can tell which is not like the other.