I received the following by e-mail, which is an article by Paul Begala, writing for the Daily Beast. It was a therapeutic summary of the rise and fall of somebody that did not deserve our respect, but only disdain.
By Paul Begala, The Daily Beast
19 January 12
Let us not allow Rick Perry to exit stage right – far right – without a final word or two. What can be said about a man who burst onto the national scene by toying with secession, as if 600,000 dead in the Civil War weren’t enough?
Rick Perry appealed to the darkest angels of our nature. In his final debate appearance, standing in the metaphorical shadow of Fort Sumter, he said the state of South Carolina “is at war” with the federal government – and he said it with approval. Perry called Social Security a Ponzi scheme and “a monstrous lie.” He attacked the constitutionality of Medicare. He openly and dishonestly called our president a socialist. He said he would reinvade Iraq. He almost certainly executed an innocent man.
And for a time he was in first place among Republican presidential candidates.
We will, of course, remember Perry more for his spectacular stupidity than for his open desire to roll back the clock to 1861. Perry is a dope, and now all the world knows it. If he lives to be 100 he will be remembered for his “Oops” moment – when he couldn’t recall the three government agencies he wanted to abolish. To be sure, even the smartest of people can have a brain freeze, but Perry’s cerebrum has been on dry ice for decades.
The pride of Texas A&M can now slink back home, defeated and disgraced, where he can try to explain to the lobbyists and billionaires who funded his campaign how he squandered a huge fortune and blew a big lead. In the most modestly gifted field in memory, Perry stood out. His incoherent debate performances, his weird, rambling, giddy speech in New Hampshire, his embarrassingly low vote totals, will define him for the rest of his career.
He earned the support of just 14,323 voters – a good turnout for a Texas high-school football game, but piss poor for a presidential campaign rolling in dough. The final reports aren’t in – and the spending is likely to be much higher – but a quick assessment of the amount of money Perry’s campaign and the pro-Perry super PAC spent comes out to $21.16 million. Again, that total will rise dramatically, but right now it looks like Team Perry spent at least $1,477 per vote. He could have given each of his voters a thousand dollars and saved money.
Of course, some will blame it on Texas. And my beloved Lone Star State is the presidential Hall of Shame. John Connolly and Phil Gramm ran presidential campaigns that spent as recklessly as Perry, with similarly disastrous results. And George W. Bush ran a great campaign – and went on to be the worst president in a century. I don’t know what it is, and I can’t explain it. Perhaps Perry will cool the presidential dreams of the next good-looking airhead to rise in the Lone Star State. If so, he will have accomplished something lasting after all.
And so we bid Rick Perry farewell. But not with the socialist French phrase “Adieu.” Instead, we use the pidgin Spanish Perry himself used to say goodbye to a group of journalists in 2005: “Adios, mofo.”









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January 25, 2012 at 7:56 pm
akhobbit
I am cracking up Melia! Adios MOFO, just made me laugh!
January 25, 2012 at 9:41 pm
malialitman
akhobbit,
Me too! Since I was simply reporting something someone else said I thought I could say it, but I’d not use that type of language myself, but it made me laugh too! Malia
January 25, 2012 at 8:02 pm
Pjevs
The one candidate I really fear(I fear them all) is Rick Santorum. No abortion even if you are raped,because the child is a gift from god?!!That man is living in the wrong century or he’s living on the wrong planet.So please help taking him out of the game Malia.BTW,which woman would vote for that man?
January 25, 2012 at 9:39 pm
malialitman
Pjevs,
If , God forbid, one of his daughters or wife was raped, I doubt he’d still think that this was a gift from God!
January 25, 2012 at 8:16 pm
WakeUpAmerica
I always thought he was rather extreme, but now I know with certainty that he is stupid as well. Quite the dimwit, that one.
January 25, 2012 at 9:38 pm
malialitman
WakeUp America,
We knew he was when he introduced Sarah Palin in Tyler Texas as “one of the great Americans of our time.”
January 25, 2012 at 8:21 pm
Rocky in Texas said...
Here’s a scary thought…
If it wasn’t for Rick Perry…
Rick Perry would probably have won the republican nomination…
and could have very well went on to become our next potus.
So I say to Rick Perry…
Thank you very much for everything you said and did to educate us all as to the fraud that you really are.
January 25, 2012 at 9:37 pm
malialitman
Rocky,
If only he’d done that before the Governor’s election in 2010.
January 25, 2012 at 9:18 pm
Elsie
I didn’t realize that Jim Moore’s book had already been published, but then I don’t have a Kindle, either, so I guess I just missed it coming out in that format.
Anyway, here’s a good commentary from a Houston Chronicle blogster about how bad a governor Rick Perry is/has been/will be:
“Despite the strong sense of the ridiculous that surrounds Rick Perry, he has lost not one of the nine elections he’s run. As funny and sadly accurate as it’s title, Moore, who co-authored “Bush’s Brain: How Karl Rove Made George W. Bush Presidential” teams up with Stanford in “Adios Mofo” to tell you the unintentionally hilarious stories about how Rick Perry is so bad at governing that it’s been said he couldn’t lead a silent prayer.”
If interested, you can see the rest of this commentary at
http://blog.chron.com/rickperry/2011/11/adios-mofo-new-book-looks-at-rick-perrys-demise/
January 25, 2012 at 9:36 pm
malialitman
Else,
Thanks for the link.
January 25, 2012 at 9:38 pm
B.W.
Malia, Now it’s time for Texans to do their part and kick Perry out of that expensive governor’s mansion he’s renting when his next fat-cat term rolls around.
In the meantime, will Mayor White run again? Texans have 3 years to replace Perry with someone competent. Surely that’s enough time for rootin’, tootin’ Texabs to clean up the mess by ensuring Perry’s gone in 2014!!!
January 25, 2012 at 9:43 pm
malialitman
BW,
I surely hope Bill White would reconsider. I worked for his campaign, and even had a party at my home for him, and he would have helped the state soooo much! I’d work for him again!
January 26, 2012 at 8:06 am
shughes2853
The level of stupidity, lack of social graces, racist beliefs and arrogance displayed by rick perry is becoming the norm with the repubs. I don’t understand how the bar has been set so low for these idiots being cranked out by the republican machine.
Is this REALLY the best they’ve got? I don’t like to dismiss an entire group of people over the actions of a few but I’m having a hard time taking ANY of the repubs seriously at this point.
I thought payme palin was a fluke – would just become a bad chapter in the history books. But I’m seeing a pattern here that leaves me mystified and sometimes shocked.
The fact that anyone, anyone at all, listens to gingrich with his awful record of behavior and totally lacking ethics on any level is just another example of the republicans failure to earn my respect.
January 26, 2012 at 8:27 am
aj weishar
And as we old street racers used to say “AMF!!!!”
February 19, 2012 at 9:01 pm
Jim Jones
“He almost certainly executed an innocent man.”
An a possibly innocent woman.
As Texas prepares to execute Frances Newton on September 14, her attorneys have raised questions in a clemency petition about her guilt based on new evidence, including conflicting accounts of whether investigators recovered a second gun at the crime scene. Newton, who would be the first black woman executed in the state since the Civil War, was sentenced to death for the 1987 killings of her husband and her two children.
At the time of her initial trial, there were indications that an unreported second gun was recovered at the crime scene, but Newton’s court-appointed defense attorney, Ron Mock, – who was later barred from capital cases – failed to investigate the matter. Newton’s current defense attorneys note that such evidence would have had to be turned over to the defense, but was not, and that the wrong gun could have been tested in the case.
In addition to new questions about a possible second gun recovered at the crime scene, Newton’s defense attorneys have a sworn account from a relative of their client who was incarcerated in the Harris County jail in 1987 and 1988. The statement tells of a cellmate who had boasted of going to the Newtons’ house the night of slayings to collect a drug debt “with orders to kill everybody present if the man did not have the money.”
Newton has maintained her innocence since her arrest. Three jurors from the case now say that they would not have voted to convict her if they had known of all the evidence, and two former Texas criminal justice officials are urging the state to spare her life because she does not pose a future danger to society, a necessary finding for execution. Newton was originally scheduled for execution on December 1, 2004, but was granted a rare 120-day reprieve by Governor Rick Perry to allow time to review disputed evidence. (New York Times, August 25, 2005).