In the Presidential race, candidates are often overwhelmed by media scrutiny and it is common for a candidate to make a misstep. For example, who could forget Sarah Palin’s account of Paul Revere’s ride.
With the exceptions of Herman Cain, Sarah Palin, and Michele Bachmann, few candidates have established themselves so totally incompetent as Rick Perry. He has said so many stupid things that it is hard to remember all of them. Here is a list I am keeping that can easily be updated.
1) He couldn’t remember the number of Supreme Court Justices, or
2) the name of recently appointed Sonia Sotomayor.
3) Perry said the United States was at war with Iran, instead of Iraq.
4) Perry said that to be President a person had to be 21.
5) Perry mistakenly thought the voting age was 21, not 18.
6) Perry thought the date of the Presidential election was Nov. 12, instead of the 6th.
7) Perry thought federal employees could not be fired even if they failed to implement federal policies, when of course they could.
8) Perry thought New Hampshire was a caucus state, when in fact it is a primary state.
9) Perry forgot the third Department He Would Eliminate.
10) Perry forgot the century of the American Revolution.
11) Perry thought Solyndra was a country.
Perry’s degree was from Texas A&M, in animal science. Perhaps classes in world history, political science, and current events are not part of the animal science curriculum. After all if you are an animal, these topics are of no concern to you!
Perhaps Perry should be running as a taxidermist, instead of President? If the animals were already dead, his poor performance in school wouldn’t do any living animal any harm.






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December 10, 2011 at 5:57 pm
curious
Well, he’s a fool and that’s that. How you can manage to follow him and keep count is beyond me. Like leaving a sliver in your skin until you get gangrene. Tougher than me by a long shot
December 11, 2011 at 2:00 pm
malialitman
curious,
Anne just reminded me of one I forgot. I’m sure there will be more as he keeps talking.
December 10, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Anne
There’s another one to add to your list. He has said the American Revolution occurred in the 1600′s.
December 11, 2011 at 1:59 pm
malialitman
Anne,
Thanks, I added that one.
December 10, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Pete
If you’re keeping score, I think Sarah Palin has said the most stupid things out of all of the other Republican candidates. I realize she is no longer a candidate, however, she has been doing her political prick tease for the last 3 years and every time she opened her mouth something stupid has come out of it! She’s got the advantage here because Bachman, Cain, and Perry haven’t been hogging up the spotlight for nearly as long as Sister Sarah!.
December 11, 2011 at 1:54 pm
malialitman
Pete,
I think you are right, but every time I try to make a list, it gets to be so long that I’m sure readers of this blog will get so bored, that they might stop reading.
December 11, 2011 at 3:55 pm
jk
As a professor, I’ve seen Sarah Palin’s kind time and time again. She’s the one who tries to bullshit her way through every exam, throwing out tons of adjectives, using cliches and declarations. She smiles and exudes confidence, but it’s clear within a couple of sentences that she didn’t crack the book open once, take notes, or (heaven forbid), actually study for the test.
December 10, 2011 at 8:28 pm
Sally
Her got C’s in Phys Ed? And why was he taking World Military History? Twice? It appears that Mr. Perry spent about as much time in his college classes as he has governing Texas in the past year. He seems to be available to sign those execution orders, but that’s about it. And the guy thinks he can be POTUS? Truly?
December 10, 2011 at 10:44 pm
small minds
How many stupid things has obama and his wife said? Offensive things? Hurts to know you’re a hypocrite doesn’t it?
What kind of President forgets the house minoritys name? Obama, that kind.
This country will not better until people like you cease to be bias.
December 11, 2011 at 1:50 pm
malialitman
small minds,
I think you mean “biased”.
December 11, 2011 at 3:50 pm
jk
Why don’t you make a list Small Mind?
We are damned lucky to have Michelle Obama in the White House. I can hold her up to my daughters as a shining example of hard work, intelligence, grace, and honesty.
If anything she has said offends you, it’s because she actually expects you to think beyond your little Fox box.
And, I’m sure Small Mind, you’ve never forgotten somebody’s name. Is that right?
The President of the United States has to remember and juggle tons of important information and names, more and more every day. I give him the benefit of the doubt. If you weren’t so “bias,” perhaps you’d do the same.
Rick Perry is an imbecile, plain and simple. Rational people know the difference between him and someone like Pres. Obama.
December 11, 2011 at 8:36 am
Anne Onni Mouse
I found this gem and wanted to share it:
Nine Newly-Found Nostradamus Prophecies about Sarah Palin at http://nomadicjoe.blogspot.com/2011/01/nine-newly-found-nostradamus-prophecies.html
And here’s one he missed;
Quatrain 78 readsin full:
At the war’s end:
The Feeble Kept One will strike down the Night
And his Imbecile Queen will rise from the snow
Bedecked in finery and the pelt of a wolf.
December 11, 2011 at 1:49 pm
malialitman
Anne Onni Mouse,
Thanks for sharing!
December 11, 2011 at 8:41 am
Anne Onni Mouse
I should have pointed out that the first is a joke, but the other is an actual quatrain. Sorry
December 11, 2011 at 10:56 am
WakeUpAmerica
Is that really his transcript? It says “James Richard.” What is EDLC 101, the only course with an A? If that is his transcript, how in the world did Texans elect such a buffoon? You must have a high number of low-information voters. Oh wait. Dubbya. Never mind.
December 11, 2011 at 1:47 pm
malialitman
WakeUpAmerica,
It is astonishing to me that he has now been in office for three terms. It’s amazing what money can buy in Texas.
December 13, 2011 at 9:56 pm
B. W.
Let’s also not forget that Perry referred to Solyndra as a country, not a company! I wonder if Solyndra is in Africa next to other countries that other GOP/TPers know nothing about either.
December 14, 2011 at 8:38 am
malialitman
BW,
Yes I think Solyndra is on the same continent as the country of Africa