Your first guess to this age-old question might be … corny dogs?
Your second guess might be photo-shopped pictures.
Perry as Palin
Perry as Jesus
Perry with Bachmann’s Hair
Michele Bachman and husband Marcus
Palin and Bachmann
Dumb and Dumber
Your Third Guess should be that they each failed American History in 8th grade. Even though all three seem to be clueless about American history , but are each stupid enough to make public statements, proving that they are clueless about American history. Who could forget Michelle Bachmann’s claim that the Shot heard around the world was fired in New Hampshire, rather than in Massachusetts?
Then there was the video of Sarah Palin sharing her version of Paul Revere’s ride gallantly attempting to warn the British that the Americans were coming.
Rick Perry has now demonstrated he has a lot in common with both Bachmann and Palin. He thought the American Revolutionary war was fought in the 16th century. I wonder if he thinks Paul Revere was riding a T-Rex through New Hampshire, ringing bells, warning the British that the Americans were coming, and shooting his gun which was loud enough to be heard around the world?
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October 12, 2011 at 2:41 pm
marleycat
OMG – hilarious, can’t stop laughing!
October 12, 2011 at 2:52 pm
malialitman
marleycat,
Aren’t those pictures horrible! Aren’t the three horrible?!
October 12, 2011 at 2:45 pm
debinOH
If you can’t say something nice it is better to say nothing (ha, ha). Of course this came from my mother and I didn’t listen to everything she taught me;)
For the love of god, please, please, please get rid of that picture of Mr. Bachmann. He gives me the creeps. I am not even kidding. I look at him and just shudder.
October 12, 2011 at 2:51 pm
malialitman
debinOH,
The one of him with the corn dog is worse! How can anyone keep a straight face when you see that?
October 12, 2011 at 4:15 pm
ozmud
What Do Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry Have in Common? – well my first guess would be DNA
The merging of Marcus and Michelle is going to give me nightmares – rofl
October 12, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Sheesh
The Marcus/Michele merge is frightening! LOL! My faves are the corndog pics
October 12, 2011 at 8:50 pm
malialitman
Sheesh,
I always laugh when I see those too. I just found this video tonight, and I’ll have to think about whether I post it cause its pretty bad, but …you know what’s coming.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I95IFwxkrY&feature=related
October 12, 2011 at 4:52 pm
Sally
Scary and scarier. You should have saved these for Halloween…lol! Although, maybe two weeks from now Perry will be under investigation, Bachmann will have been thrown under the GOP bus, and Sarah will have had her passport taken and her mouth taped up.
October 12, 2011 at 5:20 pm
malialitman
Sally,
Somebody suggested duct tape. What a great idea!
October 12, 2011 at 5:52 pm
kilob
Each will NEVER be President of the United States
October 12, 2011 at 7:14 pm
malialitman
kilob,
Surely you are right!
October 12, 2011 at 6:24 pm
B. W.
Q: “What Do Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry Have in Common?”
A: The most concise similarity I can think of is that they are all clueless and represent the uneducated underbelly of America. Not one is a fit candidate for president of the U.S. and world leader.
Note to the GOP/TP Clown Car:
This is not a popularity contest. It’s not about the spotlight or applause (however inappropriate), it’s about whether you are the right material to run this country and represent us abroad….And none of you are.
October 12, 2011 at 7:28 pm
Anne
The entire group of GOP candidates amounts to a clown show, but Bachmann, Palin, and Perry are in a class by themselves. They are all dumb, delusional, and divisive, qualities shared by all the candidates. But these 3 are exceptional cases of the disastrous results of the dumbing down of education in this country. I cannot imagine any other nation that would even entertain the idea of elevating dimbulbs like these in politics or in any other endeavor. I sincerely hope one day, Americans will look back one day and wonder what the hell the GOP was thinking in ever giving those folks even one second of fame.
October 12, 2011 at 7:30 pm
AFM
They all are now look and sound just like each other and their fellow tea baggers.
October 12, 2011 at 7:41 pm
MissSunshine
Oh too easy, Malia – they ALL have outright said, or hinted that GOD has wanted them to be President!
October 12, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Kallie in Texas
LOSERS!
October 12, 2011 at 8:40 pm
neil moerman
Malia you outdid yourself.That dumb and dumber poster is hysterical.It’s good to be able to laugh at these morons.
October 12, 2011 at 8:48 pm
malialitman
Neil,
I just found that one today, and I loved it too! Thanks, Malia
October 12, 2011 at 10:05 pm
Barbara
Malia, I’ll tell you something of interest about Marcus you may not know. I live in Cincinnati Ohio, home of the notorious Union Institute, a buy a degree education establishment.
Guess whose degree was purchased there? Marcus Bachmann’s.
The Union Institute follows the choose-your-own-adventure model of education. In other words, send them a large check, write up some complete and utter bullshit about your field of study, another large check later and…voila! You are now Dr. Asshole. Congratulations.
October 12, 2011 at 11:49 pm
malialitman
Barbara,
I knew it was an usual way to get a degree. If you have any particular references I could use to document what we know about the school, I would love to get them. Thanks, Malia
October 13, 2011 at 9:57 am
de
Malia, an FYI in the chance you don’t know or haven’t read –
Daily Beast has an article that sets out that the twice failed Presidential candidate Steve Forbes is one of the advisors of Perry. Forbes pushed both times for a flat tax, private Social Security accounts, and medical savings accounts.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/10/12/gop-s-top-campaign-whisperers-for-2012-presidential-candidates.html
It also points out if others haven’t realized, that Cain was and still is heavily involved with the Koch Bros. His advisors have deep roots in Koch Bros associations. As that info started to be exposed, it makes sense why he is rising in the poles. His pole numbers have been bought and paid for.
October 13, 2011 at 11:03 am
malialitman
de,
Thanks for the link! I didn’t know about Steve Forbes, and this must be proof of Perry’s intellect to hire a loser!
October 13, 2011 at 11:31 am
barney1
Dumb, dumber and the dumbest! I think Sarah is under door #3 – DUMBEST.